Writer: pHreaKie
Title: Jack Schitt
date: 2-9-98
Section: Misc

	When Someone Says, "You Don't Know Jack Schitt," now you'll 
	know the rest of the story...
     	
	Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Shitt. 
	Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the 
	owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married
     	Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their 
	first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
     	Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters 
	Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep 	Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. 	Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. 
	The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and 
	Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa 
	Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. 

			Now you know Jack Schitt.