D i S T R i B U T o R S    of    C L A S S i C
                                                      W A R E Z


                  -=-=-=-=- New Member Application -=-=-=-=-

        So, you're thinking about joining DCW, eh?
        Well, then, first, listen to a little bit about us....

   If you're looking to become a really "l33t" person, look elsewhere.
   DCW is definately not Elite. We are a humble group, dedicated to
   spreading classic warez around. Obviously, the really "3133+" groups
   out there won't give us respect at first (or ever), but we don't care.
   We're not out to become well known for being lame and cheesy, we want
   to be known as a well liked group. We don't deal in 0 day, top of the
   line Warez. We put out quality Classics from the past. A long time ago
   the scene was a lot different than it is now. It wasn't about who could
   spread the most the fastest, it was about who had the best, and everybody
   shared.... And that's the way we like it.
                                - GuNDaM

And now, onto the questionairre....
                                {General Crap}

Your handle:
Your real name:
Other Aliases:
Your E-Mail Address:
Years in the scene:
Top boards you call, with area codes:

                                 {Other Crap}

Hours you spend online weekly:
Do you run a board?
Would you like to be a distro site?
What position are you applying for:
        [ ] Courier             [ ] Coder           [ ] ANSi Artist
        [ ] GFX                 [ ] Music           [ ] Supplier
How many Megs of Classic Warez do you have?
Are you willing to share it?
What do your rice krispies say to you?

                                 {Legal Crap}

Are you remotely related to someone who is involved in Law Enforcement?
Would you turn us in for a quick buck?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll
tootsie pop?

                           {Done with this Crap}

Ok, that's about it. Just submit this form to either: GuNDaM, ElemWiz, or
ApocLord on IRC. Or, you can E-Mail it to GuNDaM at: gundam@pointblank.com

       {Crap I was forced to write due to contract disputes with some cows
       about which I won't go into detail right now}


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