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 .---- |_____|___ /     /___\      \ ----( ...tHE\yARD!... )--- -  -
 |               /_____/    /______/
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 |    gERMANY'S gRAFFITI bOARD nUMBER oNE! wHERE pHUNK gETS sPEED oPTIMIZED!
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 |    oNE 36k6 sLOT \ tWO iSDN sLOTS \ tHREE tELNET sLOTS
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 |    sTAFF: zANER(dKB\sOIA\pPH) hASHER(dKB\sOIA\pZK) dIPSWITCH(dKB\wX\pPH)
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 |    aMIGA \ cONSOLES \ iBM-pC \ lINUX \ gRAFFITI \ aSCII \ hIP hOP
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 |    dIE kRANKEN bOMBER uHQ \ wRITAZ eXPRESS wHQ \ sICK oF iT aLL gHQ
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 |    lOW pROFILE gHQ \ pUREpHUN eHQ \ b-gIRL dISTRIBUTION 
 |     _____          ___      _____         _____
 |__   \    \  __ ___|   \ ___|__  /____  ___)  __|_ iT'S nOT a gAME!
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        /___    _|___|      /_ /      / /     /_____|
           /___/     |_____/   \______\ \_____\       d!^dKB