Slider buffer saved on Fri Jan 30 20:12:33 1998 [19:09] alright, wanna know the story? wait from the start :P heeh the funny part [19:10] NO [Slider!Slider@dad.adelphia.net]G but u know any people who go online, and are REALLY good at getting girls [19:10] heh those parts :) [Slider!Slider@dad.adelphia.net]G i hooked up with this girl last night [19:10] OK [Slider!Slider@dad.adelphia.net]G and i wanna fuck her, i need tips howto get her to [19:10] HERE IT GOES: [Slider!Slider@dad.adelphia.net]G she said she didnt wanna get pregnant [19:10] pffffffffffffty [19:10] shut up [19:10] =) [19:10] and let me start [Slider!Slider@dad.adelphia.net]G i went over her house after school ahahah ok start now :) BWAHAHAHHAHA [19:10] ok [19:11] well, theres this hot girl, blond hair blue eyes, huge tits [19:11] I wanted to fuck her since i met her like 4 months ago [19:11] but shes 2 years older than me so i never thought she would even think of hookin up [19:11] a while back, we were joking around about fucking and stuff, i thought it was just a joke =) [19:12] well...I guess it kinda wasnt =) so what's the bad thing here? :) [19:12] She got me out of class, and we skipped together during school [19:12] just listen u whore =) and why are u still here talking to me instead of being over there? :) go on sir Dr. T is listening :P [19:13] alright, so she told me she wanted to hook up with me, but there wasnt enuf time till our next exam started [19:13] soooooo [19:13] she said she would gimme a ride home after school [19:13] well, once i got in her car, she said she had to drop by her house [19:13] so i was like "alright" [19:13] we went to her house, and for the first 20 mins nothing happened [19:14] I was like "wtf? u bring me over her, and expect me to sit her doing nothing for an hour" [19:14] wellllllllll..her answer was "I cant do anything with you, your 2 years yonger than me" [19:14] I was sooooooooooooooooo pissed [19:14] but in the end, I realize she was playing hard to get :]] [19:14] well, she said she had to go change in the bathroom hmmmmmmmm [19:15] and she comes out in this little see thru shirt, and a thong bikini thing :] laff this feels like a bad pr0n film :P [19:15] so im like [19:15] wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! [19:15] so she comes over to me [19:15] i put my arms around her [19:16] and start feeling her lucious D's =) laffffffff [19:16] we goto her room, she lies down on the bed, and tells me to lie next to her i was right [19:16] so I do, and she closes her eyes this does feel like some cheap porno heh [19:16] so her eyes are closed, and right when im about to make my move [19:16] she opens her eyes and gets up [19:17] she goes over to the sterio, and puts on some cheezy boyz 2 men love making music =)))) [19:17] that song "Ill make love to you" =) [19:17] so at this point im like "FUCK YOU, BEND OVER BITCH AND LEMME RAM YOU!" [19:17] So she lies down again, I lie next o her hahahahahahhahahahaha little scrony football finaly scored? :) [19:18] hahahahah [19:18] keep listening =) [19:18] so she lies down with me next to her, and closes her eyes again [19:18] So I put my face in her cleavage [19:18] and start kissing it [19:18] then I go around and take off her bra [19:19] she goes, and puts a blanket over us =) [19:19] and the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [19:19] So Im giving her the best titty suck ever [19:19] flinging her nipples with my tounge [19:19] kissing her all over [19:19] so i go up, we have a little makeout session and a feeling session =) [19:19] god dam shes a good kisser :] [19:20] so then i do some sucking again [19:20] and start feeling her ass and pussy [19:20] she guides my hands where she wants it [19:20] so we are lying down, and im feeling her at the same time shes feeling my chest [19:20] and i feel her nice firm ass, and I just wanna fuck it right there hang on mr love race time :P brb heh [19:21] ok [19:21] =) [19:22] Ill keep talking though [19:22] alright so shes going for my lower body now, i undo my belt and she starts caressing my cock...then i start feeling her pussy, and I go "Wanna give me a blow job", shes like "I dont want that shit in my mouth" [19:23] so i was kinda pissed =/ [19:23] then im like "alright, can i fuck you" shes like "No, neither of us have protection and I dont wanna get pregnant" [19:24] so whatever, i suck her tits again, do the same ass feeling pussy caressing shit [19:24] and then her parents get home, she puts on her close and boom [19:24] its over [19:24] sooooooooooooooo..Im sure i can hookup wif her again cuz she was real happy after [19:24] so now I just need to know what I need to do to make her wanna let me fuck her so hard she'll wake up the neighborhood =) [19:26] msg me when ur back :] [19:32] ? back :) i wooped dragoth's ass on STH :P heh [19:35] alright so read my shit haha i read hehe man i tell yew u got some funny shit there [19:36] hahaha [19:36] =) sure u dont wanna publish it as one of them lamers who call up dr ruth and shit? :) cause that's what I feel like righ tnow heh [19:36] noooooooooooo [19:36] i need some REAL ADVICE [19:36] i wanna get her hot any horny [19:36] so she will let me do anything [19:36] gimme some ways [19:36] * Slider starts logging hahahahah w00t i am being loged ok son hmmm how old are yew? :P [19:37] 17 [19:37] shes 19 wooho hmmm heh lets see.. what would a young zer0t of that age do :P heh best answer VODKA :) hahaah at yer age I'd be like get her drunk and boom [19:38] hehehe though now that I am a more mature zer0t (I feel korny) hehe I cant think that way best thing I can tell u is , let things happen with time.. like if she wants u like u make it sound , it wont be long trust me [19:39] yeah she does man take her to a movie.. or like some spot and shit u know [19:39] she even wrote me a list of "fuck rules" a while back when we were joking around just somewheer where u will be alone with her and uniterupted and things will fall into place by themselves laff she sounds like a kinky little whore :D heeh I once knew a girl like thatin high school [19:40] yup man I mean anyone can do her [19:40] nahhhhhhhhhh cept she was skanky and not pretty at all [19:40] she isnt like that but that chick was the most kinkified girl I have ever met well like I said [19:40] it took me a long time to get to this point [19:40] like 4 months heh [19:40] and this girl is actually good looking 4 months!? :) w00f u should be married by now :P with children heh [19:40] well its because.. nah [19:40] I never went over her house [19:40] Until Yesterday well like get her over to ur house then dorkie :) she obviously isnt shy and i would guess she is a little horny virgin tease from the way u made her sound [19:41] NO [19:41] shes not a virgin but she's like teasing u on and leading u on [19:41] she fucked a guy before cept when time comes to get busy, she backs away which can also make me believe u aint eer gonan get any from her :) [19:41] she fucked a guy before laffffffffffffff how do u know that? [19:42] she told me [19:42] i was friends with her before this well she mihgt have lied like I said she sounds like one little hot tease [19:42] I never thought i would get any from her, but when she told me to come to her house SO i would get some, i knew it would be a good day =) and nothing more yeah but think u didnt get any :) hehe [19:43] heh though from what u told me [19:43] i got a good amount there were plenty of chances and yet she pushed away [19:43] yeah there were slider [19:43] well listen to this part: touching does not count as gettin any touching is for ppl like extremist hehe i know i will show him this so why not mention him in it :P hahahahahah [19:43] when i was feeling her ass, i went around to her pussy but she was lying on her stonmach yeah [19:44] so i couldnt do shit =[ but u never went in her and she never blew u either all u did is some touching and stuff hmmm [19:44] well i mean, I made out, I sucked tits, and felt :P u can get that at any strip club with lapdances for 10$ :P heheheheheh [19:45] yeah but the girls there are skanks [19:45] this girl is good hehe i was just kidding but still kinda true well one way to find out if u realy want her and this is a dire need get hre drunk :P hehe but keep in mind she might hate u the day after and for the rest of ur life :) little trick, never do this to a local chick, only to one when u are on vacation on a tri pwhere u know u will never see her again :) [19:47] oh also: [19:47] I was kinda self concious after we finished, if she had a good time or what [19:47] how do i know if i did a good job ? hahahahah hmmmmmmmmmmmmm u just do [19:47] I kinda got the hint i did, cuz she kept going and let me do more by looking at her was she like glowing? :) hehe well put it this way if u got her to squeal hehe feer, u were ok :) [19:48] good well like I said [19:48] she was moaning when i did her a tittie twister with my tounge if she wants u and is not a tease take her to some place where u will be alone but from what u told me here I am ready to put money down and bet anything that she is a 19 yeard old virgin tease :) [19:50] ok ;] [19:50] when i see her in school heh [19:51] howdo i ask her if she wants to do this again, without saying it? I wonder why ppl ask me about this stuff [19:51] cuz i wanna :] laff I am 23 not 43 :) heh i have denial message me like 10 times a day about his girl probs :) [19:51] =] [19:52] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [19:52] u got any like 15 minute MPG pornos or smth? =) [19:52] AVI or whatever [19:52] im bored hahah on gatech :) u gonan go wack ur willy after this story? :P [19:54] no [19:54] I stopped doing that in 9th grade =) [19:55] once i started getting it wacked for me ahhahaha little boys tsk tsk :D u pay hookers to do it ? :) heh [19:56] no j/k [19:56] i gotten some before [19:56] but last night was extrordinare [19:56] cuz it was at her house and shit [19:56] the others were 1 time flings newbie :) brb End of Slider buffer Fri Jan 30 20:12:33 1998