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1998 May 4

Introduces Lester's bias group report.
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NETMONKEY WEEKEND REPORT ISSUE #3! In case you havn't read NWR issues 1 and 2, this is a courier report. We take the top 10 sites in the scene and tally up the points each courier gains and rank them from 1 - 10, 1 being the best courier and 10 being the 10th best courier <grin>. In this issue we will have a new section called Lester's Biased Courier Report! this special section will be included everyweek from now on (that's if he finishes one every week <grin>). As you know hades is backup, we may include it in our top10 next week given that it stays up. NoS was down at reset, so it's not included. the top ten sites for this week are: x3 MP -*- STH -*- FH -*- ET -*- FS x2 NoS -*- LS -*- FOS -*- LA -*- TRM STATS BABY! ----NETMONKEY WEEKEND REPORTS---- trader group pts pos lastweek # of weeks in NWR Garoto DEV 149 [1] [1] 3 Morbid RiSC 138 [2] [0] 1 Geno RiSC 97 [3] [0] 2 Stix DMS 59 [4] [10] 2 JJJ DMS 55 [5] [0] 1 Lester DMS 51 [6] [0] 1 Psyber MNM 38 [7] [0] 1 Allanon DEV 30 [8] [8] 2 Bluie ViCE 30 [9] [0] 1 Sugar DMS 30 [10] [0] 1 Group Charts --= RiSC 235 [1] [3] 3 DMS 195 [2] [1] 3 DEV 179 [3] [2] 3 MNM 38 [4] [0] 2 ViCE 30 [5] [0] 1 LESTERS SECTION BABY! Lester's Biased Courier Report!@ Well here it is kids, my little tribute to JJ's biased utils report from INQ. and of course it's biased because how could I be objective when I run Dimension, I hate Risc, and I'm fathering Xtremist's child? I can't, so I'll be biased and make fun of everyone..:) Enjoy, and remember dont get so upset, it's fun to make fun of yourself. So the format is like this, I'll review each group, and then I'll point out some interesting things from the week and whatever else I feel like saying. Rating System is : The Shit, Even, Half-Assed, One Man Crew, & Cheating Bastards. Oh ya and Sellouts, hey new one for MNM, Total Losers. Dimension: Well must I bother?:) #1 on most every site...to all the ppl who say all we do is pre, get a life.:) Not as good as we could be of course, so I would like to take this moment to tell my other traders to get off their damn asses. Thank you:) Overall: The Shit Vengeance: The 1 man trading team!@# Xtremist your the man, your a crazy Prewhore who doesn't know how to package, but your still the man. Other than that, VGN has nothing much else going for them, oh but they did pickup Grim Reaper from risc, who hasn't traded in months and has no loyalty to any group. :) Overall: One Man Crew Risc: We got to witness the return of Geno and Pele, and we got to see Pele retire within 3 days due to the fact that he is a slowup cheating bastard (see nwr2:)) So he cried about being harrassed and retired. What a joke, but anyways..Geno is doing well, but who knows if he is using slowup or not I haven't looked, but he was always good so probably not eh? Frozen Water is still the main man in Risc though, mad props to the Water boy. Holy Shit, Morbid's back! I cower in fear, no he's done quite well for the first few days of coming back, so maybe Risc is getting their shit together again? Overall: Cheating Bastards/Half-Assed Devotion: With placing Dizzident as leader of devotion, a monumentally stupid move in my opinion, just goes to show that Dev is not the group it started out as and that they are focusing on trying to compete instead of being family. None the less, 6 very old original Devotion members have left citing the same reasons I stated above, time will tell if Dev will be able to keep it together now. Considering their lack of shell boxes and that their star Garoto is forced to trade on a shitty shell. Overall: One Man Crew/Sellout Vice: The Little people! Mrpumpkin and Bluie are pretty good, but they are being slaughtered on their WHQ by DMS. So that's not so good, but they are a good little group so I give them a thumbs up. Mrpumpkin's resurgence throughout the week has improved Vice a great deal, they are now winning on their WHQ, so good job! Overall: Even Millenium: Should I even bother saying anything? The PFTPing group hasn't done much on their own sites, let alone other ones, they managed to be #1 on their WHQ this week because Ivan got to put out a bunch of PRM releases..:) The only thing that MNM has going for them is Red Obelisk, he's Amnesia so obviously he's good, Sitez is banned on some sites and half the other semi-decent couriers ask to join other groups daily..so not much happening there..:) Purchasing PL may not have been the best idea:) Psyber showed up again this week and was immediately removed from 2 sites for uploading stuff from yesterday repeatedly, script must be a little rusty I guess. Overall: Cheating Bastards/Sellout/Complete Losers Equality: Damn too many groups, but Equality aint so bad, they have Snap & Dawn mostly, Snap is really good but not consistant, and Dawn is getting there. Other than that, I dont have a clue what their sites are or who runs the group or anything, So I'll just say they are decent and that they need more couriers:) Overall: Even/One & a Half Man Crew DAILY NEWS: Sunday April 19th: Quiet day today, except for 1 thing, the slow up cheater Pele, got raped on a release and so he cried and retired..sample quote: <Pele_> WTF YOUR STUPID IDIOT ? Nice grammar btw. :) Other than that, Devotion decided they wanted to become a mainstream group and made Dizzident the official leader of their group, causing some old truly devoted members to quit, such as, Snapcase, Elmo, Nightsky, and Rmz. It's sad to see Devotion turning away from it's roots of not having a leader and being 100% democratic. Monday & Tuesday the 20th/21st: Pretty dead, some nice fat releases. I got to be a prewhore of a PRM release, much to Xtr's delight:). We also got to witness Xtremist in all of his packaging glory...15 disks of diz and nfo and no rar's..:) Wednesday & Thursday the 22nd/23rd: Pretty quiet, Morbid is back and put up some big meggage on sites, other than that it's alot of the same, I've been trading myself so maybe I missed some news..:) Getting to the end of the week though, so we'll see how the last days go..:) COMMENTS ON SPECIFIC COURIERS/RAMBLINGS/BULLSHIT: Well that kinda lays it out, hrm, I'll go ahead and give my mad props to the top 3 dudes for the week in my opinion, regardless of stats: Garoto, Stix, Xtremist Hey look at that, only 1 DMS guy, maybe I'm not biased! 3 People who should be removed from all sites: Sitez, Psyber, Pele Well looks like I may even get ranked this week in NWR, shocking isn't it? So my final thoughts for this week is it was nice to see some of the older guys get active again but then it was disappointing to see some of them had resorted to cheating, but life goes on. If you dont like something I said in here, lighten up, or dont, I dont give a fuck either way. I'm debating a full scene report, but that might be too much work and make me too many enemies, so let's stick to the couriers for now. Now you can yell at me on irc if your a real baby and then I'll make fun of you next week, so please go right ahead, or just mail me [email protected] or simply cry and retire like our good friend Pele did! That'll about do it for this week kids, dont want to get this thing too long. Enjoy!
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