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Dr. Solomons Anti Virus Cracktro. for Excretion by The Federation Of Software Theft

1 of 6 files excretion
3 items
  • EXCRETE.NFO
  • FILE_ID.DIZ
  • FOST.EXE
  • Zip / DOS   Crack-tro program
  • 37 kB   DOWNLOAD   SHARE   DEMOZOO

Emulating FOST.EXE in DOSee.

Use these tabs to make adjustments to the emulation

If the emulation is taking too long to load, you can turn it off.

Applying changes will reload the page and reboot the emulator





Changes will not be applied until this browser tab has been refreshed





DOS programs need a keyboard for user input

ENTER ↡ to select or continue
ESC to navigate back or exit
←→ ↑↓ are often used to navigate menus


Emulation too slow?
Set the emulator to use maximum CPU speed
Emulation too fast?
Set the emulator to use the 8086 CPU configuration
Experiencing graphic or animation glitches?
Set the emulator to use VGA only graphics configuration
Need to turn off the audio?
Disable sound card support

Have no audio?
  1. Try SoundBlaster 1.0 hardware
  2. Try Covox Sound Master hardware
  3. The song or audio file maybe missing from the program
  4. Audio may not be supported
    Unlike other systems of the era, audio for DOS was unfortunately complicated for both programmers and end users alike. A lot of early scene software didn't bother including it. While those that did often didn't test it on all the hardware they supposedly supported.


Want to hack around in the DOS prompt?
  1. Mount the DOS tools drive with automatic run program turned off
  2. Then dir u:\ to list the utilities, some included programs 4dos cp acidview pictview
  3. Use mount to list the emulated drives
  4. Learn the DOSBox commands

DOSee pronounced dos/see, is our emulator used to run MS-DOS based software in your web browser.

MS-DOS (Microsoft DOS) was the primary operating system used by PCs during the 1980s to the early 1990s and is the precursor to Microsoft Windows.


DOSee is a slimmed down, partly modified port of The Emularity.

The Emularity is a multi-platform JavaScript emulator that supports the running of software for legacy computer platforms in a web browser. It is the same platform that's running emulation on the Internet Archive.

EM-DOSBox is a high-performance JavaScript port of DOSBox that is applied by The Emularity for its emulation of the MS-DOS platform.

DOSee uses BrowserFS ZipFS and ZipFS Extras to simulate zip file archives as hard disks within EM-DOSBox.

DOSBox is the most popular MS-DOS emulator in use today and is frequently used by commercial game publishers to run games from their back-catalogues on modern computers.


DOSee, built on The Emularity, EM-DOSBox and DOSBox. Capture screenshot and save function built on canvas-toBlob.js.

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β”‚                 DOC SOLOMON'S VIRAL CHECKER V5.65 FOR DOS                  β”‚
β”œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”¬β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€
β”‚ Supplier: Nixe                      β”‚ Release: 09/06/93                    β”‚
β”‚ Graphics: N/A                       β”‚ Company: S&S Enterprises             β”‚
β”‚ Packager: InconnU                   β”‚ Sound: You Don't Need It.            β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”΄β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚                            Release Information                             β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
        
        Okay.. The latest version of the extremely useful Doc Solomon line
  of viral checking systems.  Like the recent windows release, this one 
  works just extremely well, and under the (from my perspective anyway) much
  easier system Dos.  I hate windows.  I've always hated it, and I always
  will.  Its only good for word processing and spreadsheets.  If you are
  like me, this is for you.  Simply copy into any little directory you 
  feel like... Until next time.
  
  o+- GREETS:  RAZOR 1911 - FAIRLIGHT - TDT - THG - PTG - NTA - NUAA - INC -
               LSD - VSW - THP - ACiD - iCE - TeRRaTRoN - UNT - PE - MOM-E

               RAZOR 19ii - We love you guys, but you confuse us (1911?)
               FAIRLIGHT - Another fun, happy, nice group.
               TDT - I dream of you and Genie
               THG - We bow our heads in awe
               PTG - Luis Cifier loves you guys
               NTA - Who are you???
               INC - Lets here it for the worlds best NFO files!
               LSD - Yum yum.. who sees spots?
               VSW - Hello
               ACiD - OOoohh.. pretty pictures!
               iCE - Sanitarium called.
               TeRRaTRoN - Awesome comeback this summer ;)
               UNT - Heeellloooo?  Where'd they go?
               PE - Alright!  A release this month!
               MOM-E - We all know you.  Go away

  o+- NEWS:  - We welcome Death Adder and his Canadian Distro, Crossbones.
             - Leper Has Been Booted For Excessive Ware Sucking, Added To
               The Fact He Has No Brain. Leper Go Bye-Bye.
             - Boris Becker shaved his head!!
             - Thumb suck. Suck Thumb. (?!)...
             - Considering we already created a news file today, there's 
               not much left to be said eh?
             - Eager Beaver Window Cleaning opens its doors tommorow.
             - Call the Gary's kids VMB.
                                                        -InconnU

β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚                           Team Roster For 1993                             β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚ Founding Fathers    β”‚ Trashcan Man - Inconnu                               β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Super Duper Members β”‚ Smack Master G - Zondra - Massive Resistance - It    β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Super Members       β”‚ Imp Of Zamiel - Psychonatric - WenchWoman - Nixe -   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Death Pod - Sexecutioner - Lovely Carcass - Stink -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Mr.Marlboro - Unholy Stench - Leader Of The Pack -   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Horrid Beast - King Dooglez                          β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Paid Announcement   β”‚ LEVER 2000 DEODORANT SOAP.. FOR PAPA PARTS (WEENiS)  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ MAMA PARTS AND EVEN LiTTLE BABY PARTS. FOR PARTS     β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ THAT SMELL AND DON'T GET DRY AND PARTS THAT YOU'VE   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ GOT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY (WEENiS).                 β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Members Who Don't   β”‚ Scorpion Kid - Living Stamina - Morpeen - Toxican -  β”‚
β”‚ Deserve No Credit,  β”‚ Bloody SCiMiTAR - Grand Admiral Thrawn - Hard Case - β”‚
β”‚ Man, But Get It     β”‚ Hell's Reject - Deadly Bran Muffin - ZillioN - Asp - β”‚
β”‚ Anyway..            β”‚ Death Bridge - PlaidMan - Scepter - Angelhead -      β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Violent Child - Insane Prophet - Lars The Wild One - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Overlord Krazen - Mr.Brownstone - Hand Of Death -    β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Bombastic Simpleton - Pathfinder - Dungii -          β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Death Adder                                          β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
   
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚                               Courier Force                                β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚ Courier Leader      β”‚ Mephistopheles                                       β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ European Couriers   β”‚ Trask - Diminutive Liason - Shaven Warlock - Nile -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Morbid Apparition - Conspikuous - Pimpf - Ξ£LΡΡT β–€Ο†οΏ½  β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ N.America Couriers  β”‚ Blasphemous Tomato - Sheep Basher - The Repulsor -   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ The Evil Witch - Villainous Scumdog - Luis Cifier -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Druuna - Xing! - Senterfuje - Iize - Imbecile - Oi - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Scionic Compound                                     β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Mega Ultra Supreme  β”‚ Call Display - Call Waiting - Call Return - Beep! -  β”‚
β”‚ Wicked-Awesome Guyz β”‚ Call Answer - Call Forward - Ma Bell - Your Ma -     β”‚
β”‚ (These Are Insane   β”‚ Conference Call - K00L D00D - 7772000 - Jay - Bob -  β”‚
β”‚ Figments Of Our     β”‚ Salah Ramoul - Big Fat Fart - STOOOPAD Clarke - And  β”‚
β”‚ Wild Imaginations!) β”‚ All You Other Wicked-Awesome Mega D00dz we 4-Got!    β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜

β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚                      People We Will Pay Cows To Join                       β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚ Razor 1911          β”‚ Randall Flagg - Butcher - Slum Dweller - Rambone -   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ The Renegade Chemist - Razor Blade - Black Spyrit -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Zodact - The Chairman - The French Mate - Poise -    β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Excessive Knight - Jurgen - Red Wizard - Serpico -   β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Marauder - Nimbus - Interloper - Wolverine -         β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Westbam - Snacky - The Legend - Wind Walker          β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ The Dream Team      β”‚ Hard Core - Dark Force - Spread - Major Theft -      β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Martial Artist - Dark Lord - Roger Wilco - Redskin - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Maverick - Dr.Detergent - Dr.Q2 - Black Rider -      β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Intreq - S.S - Maraudin Goblin                       β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ Fairlight           β”‚ Strider - Ford Perfect - Blade Runner - Flash Back - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Night Ranger - The Hawk - VenoM - Ace - Berserker -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Black Shadow - Con Artist - Crusher - Michelangelo - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Doctor Bombay - The Terminator - Shadow Angel -      β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Orion - F.I.L.A. - Snoopy - Sparky - Kingpin         β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ SWaT                β”‚ CyberChrist - Liquid Khaos - Der Schatten - Postie - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ White Rose - Disk Killer - Snake - Ranik -           β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Lightning Hopkins - Electric Koolaid                 β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ The Humble Guys     β”‚ Fabulous Furlough - The PieMan - The Mad Scientist - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ JROK - Iceman - Eddie Haskel - BamBam - Rawhide -    β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Delerious Nomad - Joebee - General Lee - Hydro -     β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Bryn Rogers - Hi.T.Moonweed - Law And Order Party -  β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ The Mustang - The Witch King - Gangsta Rok           β”‚
│─────────────────────│──────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
β”‚ The Untouchables    β”‚ Bandieto - Mr.Fizz - The Psychiatrist - The Bandit - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ The Whistler - Booper - Chester - Code Breaker -     β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Dark Knight - Fenris Wolf - Jerry's Kid - Silver V - β”‚
β”‚                     β”‚ Spyke - Wayward - AL CAPONE (You Just NEED Al!)      β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
  
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚          EXCRETioN Amazing Wicked-Ass Super Pastures (ie. Boards)          β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜
β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”
β”‚ Pasture Title       β”‚ Position      β”‚ Numβ€šro        β”‚ Nodes β”‚ Sysopinogola β”‚
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β”‚ Vile Creation...... β”‚ World HQ..... β”‚ (911)COP-CALL β”‚  7.0  β”‚ Zondra...... β”‚
β”‚ Mowdem Down........ β”‚ Australian HQ β”‚ +61-...-..... β”‚  5.0  β”‚ Massive Res. β”‚
β”‚ Singing Porridge... β”‚ European HQ.. β”‚ +44-...-..... β”‚  6.0  β”‚ Pimpf....... β”‚
β”‚ Polka Your Eyes Out β”‚ Austrian HQ.. β”‚ +43-...-..... β”‚  3.0  β”‚ Nile........ β”‚
β”‚ The Mystic Stone... β”‚ Iranian HQ... β”‚ +98-...-..... β”‚  2.5  β”‚ Conspikuous. β”‚
β”‚ Ξ£βˆ©ΕΈΟ†RMΞ΅R........... β”‚ GRΣΣK HQ..... β”‚ +30-...-..... β”‚  4.8  β”‚ Ξ£LΡΡT β–€Ο†οΏ½... β”‚
β”‚ The Frozen Waste... β”‚ Canadian HQ.. β”‚ (403)SUK-ME?! β”‚  5.0  β”‚ Death Bridge β”‚
β”‚ Heavy Metal........ β”‚ American HQ.. β”‚ (302)EAT-LiNT β”‚  4.0  β”‚ Druuna...... β”‚
β”‚ Kingdom Come....... β”‚ German HQ.... β”‚ +49-..-...... β”‚  3.6  β”‚ Ejaculator.. β”‚ 
│─────────────────────│───────────────│───────────────│───────│──────────────│
β”‚ Kakapoopie......... β”‚ Member Board. β”‚ (712)...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ Kakahead.... β”‚
β”‚ Forced Eviction.... β”‚ Member Board. β”‚ (907)...-.... β”‚  1.0  β”‚ Landlord.... β”‚
β”‚ Free Grapes........ β”‚ Member Board. β”‚ (701)...-.... β”‚  1.0  β”‚ Morpeen..... β”‚
β”‚ Yellow Submarine... β”‚ Member Board. β”‚ (503)...-.... β”‚  3.0  β”‚ The Beat-L.. β”‚
β”‚ The Hawk's Nest.... β”‚ Member Board. β”‚ (401)...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ Der Hawkken. β”‚
│─────────────────────│───────────────│───────────────│───────│──────────────│
β”‚ The Classy Brothel. β”‚ Wash Board... β”‚ (801)...-.... β”‚  3.0  β”‚ WenchWoman.. β”‚
β”‚ The Ware Lump...... β”‚ Diving Board. β”‚ +94-.....-... β”‚  2.3  β”‚ ZillioN..... β”‚
β”‚ Crack House Daycare β”‚ Bread Board.. β”‚ +51-...-..... β”‚  4.0  β”‚ PlaidMan.... β”‚
β”‚ Excessive Nudity... β”‚ Cutting Board β”‚ +972-...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ Asp......... β”‚
β”‚ Verbal Diarrhea.... β”‚ Exec. Board.. β”‚ (314)...-.... β”‚  1.0  β”‚ Toxican..... β”‚
β”‚ Spitting Distance.. β”‚ I'm Bored.... β”‚ (818)...-.... β”‚  3.7  β”‚ Nixe........ β”‚
β”‚ Suburban Lettuce... β”‚ You're Bored. β”‚ +44-...-..... β”‚  4.2  β”‚ Stink....... β”‚
│─────────────────────│───────────────│───────────────│───────│──────────────│
β”‚ Unknown Cheese..... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ (206)...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ G.A.Thrawn.. β”‚
β”‚ R.U.O.K............ β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ (916)...-.... β”‚  2.6  β”‚ Ya Eye Ham.. β”‚
β”‚ Kashyyyk........... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ +353-...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ The Wookie.. β”‚
β”‚ Malignant House.... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ (716)...-.... β”‚  1.0  β”‚ Black Flag.. β”‚
β”‚ Concentration Camp. β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ (816)...-.... β”‚  1.0  β”‚ Nazi Lord... β”‚
β”‚ Timbuckthree....... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ +33-...-..... β”‚  4.0  β”‚ Monsieur X.. β”‚
β”‚ Dungeon Of Froth... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ +49-...-..... β”‚  3.0  β”‚ Salivator... β”‚
β”‚ Crossbones......... β”‚ Courier Site. β”‚ (416)...-.... β”‚  2.0  β”‚ Death Adder. β”‚
β””β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜

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