Trinity Application Generator   by Trinity (3NT)

Welcome to our application generator ... Eddie, the shipboard computer will give you a brief tour ... At the menu : type a number between 1-5 to select the appropriate menu item. Failure in doing so will result in the program just sitting there ... (as will you, most probably) ... For the more advanced users, we have built in some sort of mouse support which expects you to take your mouse in whatever hand you feel comfortable with and move it around noticing the little cursor to move in the same direction as you do ... Click on any number to select the appropriate menu ... Don't try to fool around with your mouse as our program has been proven to be foolproof but your mouse isn't ... Fill out every form you want to ! All forms will be saved in one file called 3NT.APP. If you wish to destroy this file, please do so ... We don't give a damn ... If you feel like destroying the universe, please reconsider, we Do give a WHolE damn !!! Once you have applied (c.q. requested) for a job, rename the 3NT.APP to your handle (or an abbreviation of it) and up it at our WHQ ! Applications will *NoT* be taken in consideration if ... 1. An application is not completely filled out ... 2. An application proves to be wrongly filled out, containing lies about your affils or worse ... 3. An application has No voice number of where to contact you ... 4. An application for a job contains No samples of your work ! Thiz means that ANSi artists must include at least FiVE ANSi's (or ASCii's) that they created. VGA Artists must include at least 5 drawings, coders must at least provide us with 2 intros/demos/thingies they coded. 5. A request has no sufficient info about your board or the things you want shown off in the ANSi (such as DiST for ..., *HQ of ..., NETS, ...) 6. It is not uploaded at the WHQ ! Do NoT, ever, never, upload at a distsite! We can not go around calling distsites every day ... Unless you pay us cash ! The above mentioned reasons of disregarding your application are serious ! You will NoT be contacted and you have only two chances of upping us a decent application ... Serious application (e.g. applications lacking the above errors) will be answered within the week (voice for short distance, mail for long distance) to let you know if your application/request has been accepted ... And now ... We will gladly leave you to your fate ! TRiNiTY