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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. by Surprise Productions (S!P)

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      ║ -=* T H E   G O O D ,   T H E   B A D   &   T H E   U G L Y *=- ║
      ║                            by S!P                               ║
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Table of Contents
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       ∙ About The Demo
       ∙ Release-Fuck-Ups
       ∙ I've changed my name   <<<< READ!
       ∙ The Credits
       ∙ Stupid Questions
       ∙ Commercial Demos
       ∙ Messages and Greets
       ∙ Contact us
       . How 2 become Distro/HQ
       . Memberstatus (Jan.1994)
       . S!P history so far...
       ∙ Final Words

This document was written by Erik Pojar / S!P (former Rick Dangerous)


About the Demo
--------------

This demo made the second place at the demo competition of THE PARTY 3 in
Herning / Denmark.

This demo is designed to work also on not-so-powerfull computers. In fact
I've tested it on a 286 and it worked fine.
There are some rumors, that there are some bugs on a 486-66 with a local bus
ET-4000.... Hmm. strange. But hey, just let it run on a slower computer ;-)

The demo needs 600.000 Bytes of free conventional Memory. No EMS is needed.
In fact, the demo won't run with an EMS-driver.

The demo uses exclusively the Gravis Ultrasound for music output. A 256k GUS
will do.


Release Fuck-Ups
----------------

Well, it's no secret, that the so-called 'Amiga-organizers' kinda fucked up
parts of the pc-part of the party. Their Masterpiece was to force all atten-
dants of the demo competition to release their demos, even if they were not
finished. Well. I know that the Demo of Stone/Dust isn't finished yet, my
demo was only finished 95%, and the demo by Infiny wasn't absolutely ready
either!

So the top 3 demos weren't finished, but still they wanted them released.
I talked to Lord Cyrix / Access Denied, and he told me that I've got time
till the 10th of January to finish everything, so that sounded o.k. to me!

But today (which is the 7th of January, the day I actually finished the demo)
I learned that the demo-fragments where released allready. Hmm.

Well. THIS is the final version of GBU, so it's not my fault you had to down-
load it twice.

//ReeBoK//: I really have to say: Who ever spreaded the unfinished versions
of the demos should better hide himself well, 'cause I will find you and then
you will get some nice things to hear (and actually they will be supported
be some kicks in your ass!!!) Fuck you, son of a bitch, how could you dare
to realese our work without permission  =B-(  
We get you asshole! (this is not a promise, it's a fact!)


I've changed my Name
--------------------

I've deceided to drop my Handle. I don't want to be called Rick Dangerous any
longer. Simply call me by my real name: Erik Pojar.
I WILL NOT read any letters which have written 'Rick Dangerous' on it. I HATE
getting such letters, because my postman always looks at me in such a strange
way.. So do me a favour and simply call me Erik!


The Credits
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        Front-end coding, demo linking, additional design by Erik Pojar.
        Music by Fred.
        Graphics by Maestro and J.O.E.
        Coding and additional Design by Antibyte.
        Coding by Peci.

detailed credits in order of appearance:

        Textmode-routines........................Code by Peci
        Intro....................Code by Erik, Gfx by Maestro
        Credits..............................Code by Antibyte
        Plasma...................................Code by Erik
        Cyclic-Plasma............................Code by Erik
        Morphing-Line-figures....................Code by Peci
        Chess-effect.............................Code by Erik
        Water-effect.............Code by Erik, Gfx by Maestro
        Glentz-Vector............................Code by Erik
        Picture-Wobbler..........................Code by Erik
        Chess-Paralax-zoomer.....................Code by Erik
        Paralax-Bars-with-chessplane.............Code by Erik
        Zooming-16x16-pictures...................Code by Erik
        Glentz-chess-cube........................Code by Erik
        Greetings-scroller.......................Code by Peci
        Dot-tunnel...........................Code by Antibyte
        Picture-of-Motorcycle....................Gfx by J.O.E
        Transforming-objects.....................Code by Erik
        Contour-City.............................Code by Erik
        Rotating-door............................Code by Erik
        Picture-zoomer...........Code by Erik, Gfx by Maestro
        Rotating-Fractal-zoomer..................Code by Erik
        Two-glentz-cubes.........................Code by Erik
        Jelly-Cubes..............................Code by Erik
        3200-Dots-cubes......................Code by Antibyte
        End-Ansi.........................................Erik


Stupid Questions
----------------

Here are the answers to your stupid questions:
Yes, I do watch Kefrens demos.. and oh yes, I do watch Pygmy demos.
If you don't understand my answer, then you haven't asked the stupid 
question yet.


Commercial Demos
----------------

The developement team of 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' would be most pleased
to do a commercial presentation for you or your company. Just send us a short
description of what is needed, and we'll tell you the price.
Send your questions, ideas, orders, etc. to Erik Pojar.


Messages & Greets
-----------------

The Greets go to all in S!P, especially to my old friends, Firefly & Ulrik.
I don't greet all my Austrian pals here, 'cause I see them anyway every day
at university...
Greets to all I met at the Party 1,2 and 3 except the fucking lamer of
Irresistible Works who really bothered me quite badly...

Well. Here are a few personal messages from me to some of my friends in the
scene. There's no order at all, I've written parts of it before and some other
parts after the party.

Dave Cooper:           Found the second renaissance of your life yet?
                       Keep up the good work.

Zeek:                  Dave keeps telling me you're a genius!
                       (and I believe him ;-)

Captain Bit:           No (s)pain no gain! Nice meeting you!

Hydra of Anarchy:      I love your songs! Just wait for SADT V2.0

Siegfried of Impact:   Sorry I couldn't fix the 320x240 thingy in time.
                       How's your demo coming?

JCAB of Iguana:        One day I'll finish the german-translation...
                       I'll send you SADT real soon....

Arjan Brusee of DD:    Got that strange fax? Don't take it too serious...

Darkness of Imphobia:  Thanks for the immense moral support! You're a pal.
                       Don't forget to send me some of the photographs!
                       (and: don't take university that serious. It's just
                       fun...)

Jens Christan Huus:    Damn! I'm not allowed to call you JCH of ........ 
                       anymore!

Zodiak of Cascada:     How's life without the 'Wiener Schnitzel' ?
                       It's allways a pleasure talking to you.
                       The crazy picture of you and Darkness turned out just
                       great!

Hellraiser of Cascada: The special Pizza-credits go to you! Thanx again!

Robban of Cascada:     What's that noise? ;-)
                       Thanks for the help with the GUS!

Mirage of Cascada:     Nice talking to ya, Cool gfx! really!

Timo of Xography:      The Camera-man... Why don't you send me the pics over?

Ken Fuerstenhaefer:    Spelled your name right? Sure hope so!
                       I enjoy your phone-calls!

Stone of Dust:         Deine Demos sind so gut, da▀ mir ganz schlecht davon
                       wird... Good work, good work... and a friendly guy!

Mark Hellwig:          Wie gehts mit Turrican? Ich will endlich spielen....

Sebastian Mies:        Hast nen guten Modplay.. in der tat. Wann gibt's 
                       endlich ein Demo von dir und Mark?

Lord Cyrix:            Thanks for trying to repair some of the 'organizing'
                       those amiga-dudes did...

Wildfire / FC:         When will we see your new copper-fx?

Gore / FC:             I thought you hated me, eh? Well, I think we got things
                       kind of sorted out at the Party! It's better this way.
                       When is that video tape going to be released?

Abyss / FC:            You sure know how to throw snowballs....

Trap / Bonzai/S!P:     Send me some of your musics! I can't wait to hear them!

Walt / Bonzai/S!P:     Too bad we didn't include that demopart(s)... But hey!
                       release a demo of your own and beat mine! You've got
                       the potential...

Boris Ottilevski:      Ich hab deinen Namen sicher falsch geschrieben ;-)
                       Release WowIII! Do it.
                       Wie zum Teufel schaffst du es bloss, immer eine derart
                       perfekte Frisur zu haben?

Fred / S!P:            You are a musical genius. No kiddin!
                       You are my favourite musician.

BARTi! / Infiny:       Cool demo. Add some design touches here and there
                       and you've got a outstanding demo!

Zax / Avalanche:       Hope you undertsood that Fractal-zooming... ;-)
                       Pleasant conversation we had...

Phil Shatz:            Thanks for the book!

John Smith:            Why not support us with a few GUS'?


Maestro greets the following dudes:


Rick Dangerous
Burnin' Chrome
ReeBoK        
J.O.E.
All other S!P- dudes
Skaven / FC
Roger Dean

in Graz:
Post Mortem
The Apfelsaft-Crew
Tom / Deep Thought BBS
Commander Greg
Josef Buckmann
Tarek & friends


ReeBoK wants to honour the following folks:

My pals in S!P:        Keep up the good work! And simply have fun!

Defjay / Scoopex:      Wir liefern Intros in allen Gr”▀en und Farben.
                       Auf Wunsch auch mit fremdl„ndischer Dokumentation!
                       Keep up ya kewl work in SCX!

*Sir 13* / Micron:     Thanx for updating my Software-Collection all the
                       time! Hope I don't nerve you too much with all the
                       slaves I always bring to your place!   =8-)

JCAB / Iguana:         Nice meeting ya dude! Always busy coding!?!

Darkness / Imphobia:   Kewl Maggy! Good work! Thanx for your support at 
                       The Party III and always being the right time at
                       the right place!

Jerker V. / TDS:       A shame your demo wasn't shown! Anyway, good luck
                       in the future...

Hijack / S!P:          Do you owe a PC, too, now??? Greet the others from me!

Infiny (Zeb & Co.):    Kewl demo! Keep them comming! Was really nice 
                       meeting you guys!

Steel / Supreme:       Here it is! Hope you like it!

R„d-Žd / Purge:        Da is' es ja! Final release +3, harharhar!

Susgar / Reflex:       Nice meeting ya! Send some prods. from Reflex!

The Faker/Aardvark:    Good luck for you and your group!  ;-)

Lord / S!P:            Your BBS sucks! I tried to call it 14 times, but
                       the only thing I heard was the ugly voice of a
                       woman! ( At least I think it was a woman! )
                       Anyway, nice meeting ya, thanx for calling me, 
                       sorry 4 not calling back, no time, no money  ;-)

Lord Cyrix / AD:       Nice chattings, anyway you sleep at curious times!

Guitar:                Nice chatting ya, too! Hope you like this!

Patriot / S!P:         The BBS programm is comming soon, we are still 
                       testing it!

Fred / S!P:            Keep the great musix comming & hope you get ya new
                       PC soon!!!

Harald Schmid:         Sorry 4 da long delay! Finally I made it to write
                       ya!

Corwin & Hermes:       Better luck with ya new game this time! Anyway
                       Hermes, get on -> move to PC coding!!!

John Smith:            Don't forget us and we wont forget you!!!

Eddi++, Prince, and all the other millions of fans: stay kewl or get lost!!!


Contact us
----------

Coders write to:

    Erik Pojar                    (former Rick D.)
    Siegfriedgasse 55
    A-1210 Vienna
    Austria

    Voice/Fax: +43 1 2154457
    (I've only got a fax-modem, so if you want to send me a fax, please call
     me voice, and tell me so.)

Anybody else write to:

    Severin-Stephan Kittl         (Reebok, Organizer)
    Hollergasse 27/19             
    A-1150 Vienna                                     
    Austria

    Voice: +43 1 8924204
    (Here you can get information how to become a S!P warrior, ya can swap 
     some intros/demos/etc., send t-shirts and beer-bottles, make crazy calls
     and talk dirty to my answering machine!)

Internet:

    [email protected]

    ( Have a chat with either Burning Chrome, Antibyte or Erik Pojar )

Fax:

    Black on White (S!P WHQ Fax) +43 1 2203412

Or call one of these Boards:

    EURO    HQ:     Angry Again    +43 1 22169160  Open soon!
    BELGIUM HQ:     Point Break    +32 1 1436925
    DK      HQ:     Kilroy         +45 45 83 32 98
    GERMAN  HQ:     Crystal        +49 613 81293
    U.S.    HQ:     Whammy Bar     708 268 0035
    BELG. DISTRO:   Genesis        +32 2 2453498

How 2 become Distro/HQ
----------------------

Quite simple: call one of the listed mailboxes and let a message to
ReeBoK or O'Neill or Outcast! We check it up and give you an answer in
return!


Memberstatus (Jan.1994)
-----------------------

Austria:        Antibyte                Coder
                Burning Chrome          Coder, Musician
                Corwin                  Graphician
                Erik Pojar              Coder
                J.O.E.                  Graphician, Musician
                Luke                    SysOp, Coder
                Maestro                 Graphician
                Peci                    Coder
                ReeBoK                  Organizer, SysOp
                Spike                   Hardware, Coder
Denmark:        Kwon/Bonzai             Coder, Graphician
                Metal/Bonzai            Musician
                Trap/Bonzai             Musician, Coder, Graphician
                Walt/Bonzai             Coder
                Zyborg/Bonzai           Coder
                Als                     Musician
                Cycron                  Coder
                Exorcist                Coder
                FireFly                 Graphician
                Interleave              Coder
                London Kid              Coder
                Ulrik Henriksen         Organizer DK
                Xerox                   Coder
Finland:        O'Neill                 Trader, Modemorganizer
                Outcast                 Trader, Modemorganizer
                Whiplash                Musician, Graphician
France:         Elwood                  Organizer F, Trader
                Fred                    Musician
                Kid                     Graphician
                Patriot                 Trader, Co-Org F
                                                     
S!P history so far...
---------------------

LATERNA.ZIP     Laterna Magica by Surprise! Productions
                A Slideshow. The Wonderful Art of J.O.E.
COPPER.ZIP      Copper by Surprise! Productions
                A Demo. Erik shows what a standard PC can do.
D&P.ZIP         Drums & Pipes by Surprise! Productions
                A Musicselector. J.O.E.'s first musics.
STARDRM.ZIP     Stardream by Surprise! Productions
                A Dentro for our Demo "The Good, the Bad & the Ugly"
UNLPOWER.ZIP    Unleased Power by Surprise! Productions
                A Demo. S!P Denmark shows its talent.
SADT.ZIP        Surprise! Adlib Tracker
                A Musiceditor. "Finally our own replayer!", Erik.
S!P-BBS.ZIP     Killroy BBS Intro by Surprise! Productions
                A Intro. for our new DK HQ.
GBUFINAL.ZIP    The Good, the Bad & the Ugly by Surprise! Productions
                A Demo. This is the ONLY final version!
                2nd Place on The Party 3 Demo compo!

If you don't have them all, but want to complete your collection call one
of our Boards or write to ReeBoK!

Final Words
-----------

Have fun & enjoy life! 

signed,
   Erik Pojar / S!P
   (former Rick Dangerous)
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