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Sportsman Paradise. by Reflux (RLX)

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A rather bizarre story about a personal trip is contained in this NFO.
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   │...::[     SPORTSMAN'S PARADISE *WIN/WIN95* (c) WIZARDWORKS     ]::...│
   │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── │
   │ Supplier....: Tklp & Tai Pan          OS..........: Win3.1/Win95     │
   │ Cracker.....: N/A                     Released....: 01/01/97         │
   │ Packager....: Tklp & Tai Pan          Game.Type...: Hunting          │
   │ Stripper....: Mr. XCopy *.*           Rating......: [$$$$$$$---]7/10 │
   │                                                                      │
   │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── │
   │ Requirements: WIN3.1/WIN95, 486DX66, MOUSE, 8 MB RAM, SVGA MONITOR.  │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │                     ...::[ RELEASE NOTES ]::...                      │
   │                                                                      │
   │    You don't have to leave your home or office for this hunting      │
   │    trip! Test your hunting skills on your PC with Sportman's         │
   │    Paradise. Included are six games for hunters and non-hunters      │
   │    (e.g. Tklp or Tai Pan) alike - everyone will enjoy the thrill     │
   │    of the hunt! Games Consist Of:                                    │
   │                                                                      │
   │                            Duck Hunt II                              │
   │                            Pigeon Hunt                               │
   │                            Fly Fishing                               │
   │                            Pheasant Hunt                             │
   │                            Trap Shooting Pro                         │
   │                                                                      │
   │ ** NOW HEAR THIS **                                                  │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Monday, December 30th, Tklp and Tai Pan (Leaders Of RefluX) met in   │
   │ person and took a trip to the mall (where they did store pickups).   │
   │ Boy are they different. Tklp is a punk, Tai Pan is a prep. Tklp      │
   │ has a Chevy Blazer, Tai Pan has a Mercedes Benz. Anyhow, on to the   │
   │ good stuff. They decided to get a bite to eat, so they ate at the    │
   │ McDonalds at Manassas Mall. Food tasted fine, and they headed back   │
   │ To Tklp's house. All of a sudden they both start getting real bad    │
   │ cramps from the food, I guess food poisoning, but Tklp got it worse. │
   │ Tai Pan pulled the car over on Interstate 66 and Tklp ran out and    │
   │ got behind a bush (let me remind you he was not well hidden) and     │
   │ started to take a shit. He got shit all over his boxers (he chucked  │
   │ them behind a fence) and shit all over the place with nothing to     │
   │ wipe with, so he used leaves. Tklp ended up mooning about 500        │
   │ people, and when he got back to the car, it turned out Tai Pan       │
   │ had a bunch of newspapers in his trunk (WHAT A DICK!). Anyhow, Tklp  │
   │ finished the job with those, and they headed home.                   │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Things Noticed - Tklp is a beast at Street Fighter Alpha II and      │
   │ Soul Edge. (They went to the arcade there.)                          │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Tai Pan pleaded to Tklp to let him borrow some of his video tapes    │
   │ of his infamous porn collection.                                     │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Tai Pan fucked his Mercedes up driving up to Tklp's house (on a      │
   │ mountain) to pick him up.                                            │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Tklp and Tai Pan are no what alike. They are complete opposites,     │
   │ but due to the scene, they are brought together to lead a group,     │
   │ a games group that will kick your white hairy ass in 97!             │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Bye Now.. And Look For The Next Issue Of Tklp & Tai Pan Chronicles!  │
   │                                                                      │
   │ INSTALL NOTES                                                        │
   │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                                        │
   │ 1) Run Our Installer, INSTALL.EXE                                    │
   │ 2) Run SETUP.EXE                                                     │
   │                                                                      │
   │ RIP NOTES                                                            │
   │ ~~~~~~~~~                                                            │
   │ Everything Is Here.                                                  │
   │                                                                      │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 ──────┘               ...::[ THE REFLUX 1997 DIGEST ]::...           └───────
   │                                                                      │
   │    We Welcome Chameleon And His BBS The Screwy Gecko as WHQ.         │
   │    Phalycide And TheFirm Now Courier Coordinators.                   │
   │    Txx Fxxxx Rxxxxx Now Ftp Distro.                                  │
   │    Now In Stores Everywhere - Comwood Rocks: The Early Years!        │
   │    Order in #Reflux, 4 Easy Payments of $19.95 ! 4 CD Set!           │
   │    We Are Going To Kick Your Ass in 1997.                            │
   │    Thank You, Drive Thru.                                            │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 ──────┘            ...::[ THE REFLUX 1997 SHOUT-OUTS ]::...          └───────
   │                                                                      │
   │    Group Greets: Hybrid, Razor, AMNESIA, PWA, DOD, DEVOTION, RISC.   │
   │                                                                      │
   │    Personal Greets: Prozac, SMasteR, Zeus, The Punisher, Lester,     │
   │    Caserd, Kimberlee, Wild Wendy, Lost Soul, Misha.                  │
   │                                                                      │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │              ...::[ THE REFLUX 1997 MEMBERSHIP ]::...                │
   │                                                                      │
   │             - G0D - Tai Pan - The Krazy Little Punk -                │
   │                                                                      │
   │                   - Comwood - Flounder - Retix -                     │
   │                                                                      │
   │  - Alchemist - B-Sabbath - Conan - Crypt - Djay - Drizzt - Exploz -  │
   │      - Fugitiv - Genocide - JdA - Law & Order - Lax - Mankind -      │
   │   - Marquis De Soire - NightCrawler - Possum - PseudoGod - Ridler -  │
   │            - Riddler - R00T - SpeedMan - X-Con - ][ce -              │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 ──────┘                                                              └────────
   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │             ...::[ THE REFLUX 1996 TRADING SQUAD ]::...              │
   │                                                                      │
   │                       - Phalycide - TheFirm -                        │
   │                                                                      │
   │    - Allanon - Dali - Deadly - Denial - Encryptic - Jam - Manic -    │
   │- Mastrguru - Ravan - Real - Speed Ball - Suntzu - Toolio - Xtremist -│
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 ──────┘                                                              └────────
   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │         ...::[ THE REFLUX 1996 BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS ]::...         │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Board Name             Position       A/C   Nodes       Sysops       │
   │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── │
   │ The Screwy Gecko ..... World HQ ..... TEL ... 8  . WH2K Staff ...... │
   │ Warhammer 2000 ....... US HQ ........ 718 ... 5  . WH2K Staff ...... │
   │ Stillborn ............ Euro HQ ...... +46 ... 6 .. Stillborn Staff . │
   │ The Reservoir Dogs ... Courier HQ ... 718 ... 5 .. TRD Staff ....... │
   │ The Unknown .......... UK HQ ........ +44 ... 4 .. BSabbath/][ce ... │
   │ Stronghold ........... Canada HQ .... TEL ... 5 .. Bunker .......... │
   │ Paradise City ........ Russian HQ ... +7  ... 4 .. Crypt ........... │
   │ Lap Of The Gods ...... Distro Site .. 805 ... 3 .. Conan ........... │
   │ Bastardized City ..... Affiliate .... +44 ... 2 .. Mankind ......... │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 ──────┘                                                              └────────
   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │            ...::[ THE REFLUX AFFILIATED FTP SITES ]::...             │
   │                                                                      │
   │ Site name                 Position                         SiteOp    │
   │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── │
   │ Pxxxxx'x Cxxx ........... WORLD HQ ... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ... Cxxxxxx   │
   │ Axxxxxxxxx Oxxxxxxx ..... US HQ ...... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ... Gxxxxxxx  │
   │ Bxxxxxxxx ............... EURO HQ .... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ... Cxxxx     │
   │ Hxxx Ox Wxxxx ........... DISTRO ..... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ... Fxxxxxx   │
   │ Txx Fxxxx Rxxxxx ........ DISTRO ..... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ... Dxxxx     │
   ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │                     ...::[ CONTACTING US ]::...                      │
   │                                                                      │
   │ If you need to come in contact with us, you can either, mail us      │
   │ at tklp@rma.edu , or join #Reflux on EFNet Irc. If the channel is    │
   │ invite only then message Tklp, Tai_Pan, _g0d, _Flounder, or Retix.   │
   │                                                                      │
   │ We are looking for dedicated game suppliers, crackers, siteops, and  │
   │ cc suppliers. If you think you can contribute to The RefluX,         │
   │ dont hold back from contacting us, but be ready to work!             │
   │                                                                      │
   │                                                                      │
   │ -------------------------------------------------------------------- │
   │                                                                      │
   │      - RefluX -  Power Percieved Is Power Acheieved - RefluX -       │
   │                                                                      │
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   └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
   │                       ...::[ Disk-Lamer ]::...                       │
   │                                                                      │
   │       The Reflux is a profit free group, dedicated to bringing       │
   │  the latest in software to the public. If you really like this ware, │
   │       Pirate it some more so the whole world can enjoy it! ;)        │
   │                                                                      │
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