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Amazon Cracktro (OFG Master Terminal Loader)   by Originally Funny Guys

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1992 October

Originally Funny Guys
  • Zip - DOS / Cracktro or intro
  •   Demozoo   Pouët

Amazon Cracktro (OFG Master Terminal Loader)

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amazon_cracktro.zip

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3 items in the archive
  • AMAZON.NFO
  • LOADER.EXE
  • TOC.MOD
[+] Configuration Copy text
10/19/92 OFG - Originally Fanatical Gynecologists - Proudly Presents: (p.s. The initials only mean quality wares that count!) Title: Amazon Maker: Access Supports: VGA, SB, VESA Requirements: Computer Notes: This one's hot, brought to you by OFG of course. Greets: My fellow Gynecologists everywhere! ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ OFG Member List │ ├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ Peter deVries - President Bad Boot Sector - Vice-President │ │ Red Rooster - Mafia Ties Barimor - HQ Sysop │ │ Hal 9000 - Volleyball Expert The Toyman - Likes cheap booze │ │ The Slavelord - Beats little kids Nightwriter - Tests all games │ │ JROK - Likes whistles Grumpy - Gets bent out of shape │ │ Lord Zombie - Pool Shark The Drunkard - Toymans Friend │ │ Old One Eye - Courier HQ Sysop MornBlade - K-RaD dUdE │ ├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ OFG Boards │ ├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ The Final Frontier (HQ) [602] xxx-xxxx Barimor │ │ The Den [904] xxx-xxxx Hal 9000 │ │ The Elusive Dream [317] xxx-xxxx The Wine Taster │ │ The Redneck Rivera [904] xxx-xxxx Chicken Man │ │ Orions Belt BBS [718] xxx-xxxx The Drunkard/Pluto │ │ The Cyclops BBS [718] 258-4772 Old One Eye │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ OFG is looking for a few good boards. If you're interested in being an OFG site then leave mail on a good board near you. OFG is also for a few GOOD couriers. If you wish to be part of the winning team, then leave mail on a good board near you. Remember, this is only for fun and games. Be cool out there. SL/OFG'92!
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