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Here is a joke for you that I found really funny:
Read Newfpyr's masterful turning of the tables on a hacker... certainly one of
the best Absurd IMs we've EVER received! Newfpyr's comments are in brackets
throughout.
Zabu451:Hello from America Online! I'm sorry to inform you that there has been
an error in the I/O section of your account database, and this server's password
information has been temporarily destroyed. We need you, the AOL user, to hit
reply and type in your password. Thank you for your help.
Newfpyr:Hello! This is Server Manager #563. I'm sorry to hear that your server
has lost the password info. I mean, this has been hapening to much lately.
NewfPyr:We have developed some solutions to this problem. Have you got
the mail sent out to all server managers?
Zabu451:no
NewfPyr:Really? Ouch. There's been some problems with the server mailer lately.
Oh, well. Here's a solution to this problem: try connecting your backup database
to your main I/O port, then accessing the system restart.
Zabu451:no i still need passwords
NewfPyr:I see. Do you want me to send you the list of all the passwords of all
the screen names of your server?
Zabu451:ya i want that
NewfPyr:Let me get the server manager to send it...
NewfPyr:He says I need your server manager password. Could you please type it
in?
Zabu451:i dont have one
NewfPyr:What do you mean? That's the first thing every manager gets!
Zabu451:itgot deleted
NewfPyr:Wow! You must be having a lot of trouble. Let me find out what server
you're using...
[Note: I checked his profile. It said he was from Springfield, Mass.]
NewfPyr:Okay, you're number has been tracked to an area in Springfield, Mass.
Zabu451:how did u know?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!
NewfPyr:I used Server Tracker 5.0 . Don't you have it?
Zabu451:do you know my address!?!?!?!!?!?
NewfPyr:Of course not.
Zabu451:good
NewfPyr:I only know the number you're calling AOL from, which is from your
server, right?
Zabu451:yes
NewfPyr:Good. Okay, now that we have you're number, we have you're address, and
we are sending a repair team over there.
Zabu451:nonononono
Zabu451:dont stop them now
NewfPyr:Why? Isn't your server down?
Zabu451:nonono its working now
NewfPyr:They're still coming, just in case.
Zabu451:STOP THEM NOW
NewfPyr:I can't break AOL Polacy.
Zabu451:POEPLE ARE COMING TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??
NewfPyr:No! To your server. You know, where you're calling AOL from.
Zabu451:im calling from my house
NewfPyr:But you said you where calling from the server!
Zabu451:i lied im not reely a server guy
NewfPyr:But you said you were!
Zabu451:i lied i trying to get passwords please make them stop
NewfPyr:Okay. The repair team isn't coming anymore.
Zabu451:good
NewfPyr:But a team of FBI agents is.
Zabu451:NONONONO
Zabu451:im sorry
Zabu451:ill never do it again please make them not come
Zabu451:PLEASE IL STOP ASKING FOR PASSWORDS FOREVER PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!
NewfPyr:I'm sorry, I can't do that. They should be at your house in 5 minutes.
Zabu451:IM SORRY IL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DONT WANT THEM TO HURT ME
Zabu451:PLEASE
Zabu451:PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE
NewfPyr:They won't hurt you! You'll probobly only spend a year of prison.
Zabu451:NO IM ONLY A KID
NewfPyr:You are? That makes it diferent. You wont go to prison for a year.
Zabu451:i thout so
NewfPyr:You'll go for two years.
Zabu451:NO! IM SORRY
Zabu451:PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP
Zabu451:PLEASE
[I thought this was enough. He was probably wetting his pants.]
NewfPyr:Since this was a first time offense, I think I can drop charges.
Zabu451:yea
Zabu451:thankyouthankyouthankyou
NewfPyr:The FBI agents have been withdrawn. If you ever do it again, we'll bump
you off.
Zabu451:i wont im sorry goodbye
[He promptly signed off.]