Body Works Cracktro   by National Elite Underground Alliance (NEUA)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ The National Elite Underground Alliance ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ │ └─┬─────────────────────────────┤ presents ├───────────────────────────────┬─┘ │ │ │ Body Works - An adventure in Anatomy! │ │ from Software Marketing Corp. │ │ │ └┬──────────────────────────────┤ info ├────────────────────────────────┬┘ │ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ │ │ graphics │■│VGA/MCGA │■│EGA │■│CGA │■│TANDY │ │ └─┘ (256c) └─┘ (16c) └─┘ (4c) └─┘ (16c) │ │ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ │ │ sound │ │Hooter │ │Adlib │ │SoundBlaster │ │Roland │ │R/Snd │ │ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ │ │ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ │ │ input │■│Keyboard │■│Mouse │ │Joystick │ │Other │ │ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ │ ┌──┴──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┴──┐ │ Supplied by: Scuba Packaged by: FiRe │ └──────────────────────────────┬──────────────┬──────────────────────────────┘ │ Releae Notes │ ┌──────────────────────────────┴──────────────┴──────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Well, this is a fantastic package! Great for those human-bio majors out │ │ there! From NEUA Educational - Education through Piracy │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ GREETS go to ... USA, Razor, iCE, SCD ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ Do late night Toga Orgies make you limp? │ │ Do you think "Sex on the Beach" is just a good drink? │ │ Do you think a "Crackist" is someone heavily in to illegal drugs? │ │ Did you apply to TDT-TRSI? │ │ │ │ If you answered YES to any of the above questions! YOU SHOULD GET A │ │ LIFE - YOU LOSER! │ │ │ │ But, if you think you are one of those select few who can make it to │ │ ELITE status or you are willing to PAY us, then apply to NEUA! │ │ │ │ Just look at the benifits we offer ... Well .... ahhh .... duhhh ... │ │ WOMEN! Yea, lots of women! We just ship them to you fed-x! And │ │ money... You will never get a better paying job. │ │ │ │ But seriously, NEUA is looking for a few good MEN (and that many more │ │ good women) to help us RULE THE WORLD (that's right, who cares about │ │ piracy!) So, if you can supply, courier, crack, or run a good board, │ │ then contact us. Call any NEUA headquarters and get an application. │ │ │ │-=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=-│ │ │ │ 2400 baud users! Do you feel left out! Well, NEUA is looking for 2400 │ │ bps distro sites and Couriers. If your at 2400 but still want in on │ │ the joys of piracy, then fill out an application at our Courier Hq! │ │ Remember.... there are far more of you, then high speed users! │ │ │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ NEUA is always looking for Donations and buyers of slightly used software. If you want to purchase a slightly used (only cracked once) program, or you wish to donate Hardware or money to our cause, contract NEUA at InFiniTy systems 1 (our World HeadQuaters). ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ We are NEUA │ │ │ │ Buckaroo Banzai & FiRe │ │ │ │ Midnight Modifier, NightStick, PizzaBob, WildCat │ │ Auto-Tek, Captain Tom, Chuch, ColdSteel, Daryl D' Bear, │ │ Exterme A.I., The Fender, The Fuzz, Ghost Rider, Gnarly Beast, │ │ GrayGhost, Gordo, Lone Wolf, Lord Nuke, Mak-Attack, Mass Destruction │ │ Mephistopheles, Nacht Habicht, The Ninja, NoCheese, Party Animal │ │ Stalker, Scuba, Warlord, Scorpion, Ice Nine, The Warden │ │ Renegade Chemist │ │ │ │ Phantom Phlegm, Lord Wolfen, Crzy Joe │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ Call these fine NEUA distroboards for the best FIRST ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ BBS # Sysop Speed │ ┌┴──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┴┐ │InFinity Systems I (World Hq) (914)pri-vate FiRe HST only!│ │InfiniTy Systems VI (Courier Hq) (914)485-2265 NoCheese 9600/2400│ │PowerSurge! (Distro Hq) (914)343-5915 Ice Nine HST/V32/V32bis│ │Maximum Security (West Coast Hq) (408)xxx-xxxx The Warden HST only!│ │ │ │ │ -=-Distribution Sites -=- Distribution Sites -=- Distribution Sites -=- │ │ │ │Last Exit for the Lost (203)732-5539 Extreme A.I. HST only!│ │Terrordome (216)892-0836 The Stalker HST only!│ │Back Alley (402)488-0579 The Warlord HST only!│ │Ghost Town (408)471-5583 Ghost Rider HST only!│ │Maximum Security (node 2) (408)xxx-xxxx The Warden HST only!| │The Wasteland (914)374-5123 The Avenger HST only!│ │Destruction Emporium Canada (416)620-9709 Mass Destruction HST only!│ │And Then there was 3 (516)543-1770 WildCat HST only!│ │Hamburger Heaven (516)466-4620 Mak-Attack HST only!│ │Grave of the Lost Soul (516)328-0847 ColdSteel HST only!│ │Fort Knox (Temporarily Down) (BAC)KUP-SOON The Ninja HST only!│ │Twin Peaks (609)482-9071 Captain Tom HST only!│ │InFinity Systems II (914)883-9054 Midnight Modifier HST/V32!!│ │InFinity Systems IV (914)471-2728 PizzaBob HST only!│ │InFinity Systems V (717)938-6760 GrayGhost HST only!│ │PowerSurge! (Node II) (914)343-6164 Ice Nine HST only!│ │ │ │ -=- 2400bps Distribution Sites -=- 2400bps Distribution Sites -=- │ │ │ │Crime Lab (214)380-5836 Renegade Chemist 2400bsp│ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ NEUA - Hey... who care about #1! We just like to party!