F!ck TWG   by The White Garden

>> OK... All the comments I added begin with ">>"... >> The other stuff is the original - don't laugh!! - NFO file of 'TWG' >> I wrote this because I couldn't stop laughing after looking at this NFO file... Even if TRSi used such a file it would be lame... ╒[■=- thε whitε garde∩ -=■]═══════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │ │ │ ╓────────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓┐╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓───┐ │ │ │ │ ╓────────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐╓──┐╓──┐ │ │ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓────────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ │ │ ╓────────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ >> Oh Fuck! Hey, I give you 100$ and you buy a REAL Logo, OK? δφ∩Γ hα›k Γh⌠z Ÿ⌠lε :-) >> Yea! Really cool!! WHO in the WORLD uses such letters??? Have you ever called a REAL Elite Board?????? I don't think so if I see such fucking characters... And - who the hell!! - would ever get the ideo of hacking such a lame NFO-file??? ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │╓──────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓───────┐╓──────┐╓───────┐╓──┐ ╓─┐╓────────┐╓──────┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓──┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓──┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐╓──┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │╓──────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐│ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐╓───────┐╓──────┐╓───────┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ │ >> Nice style... hehe... you should join iCE or ACiD ;-) │ pτφgταm │ │ [Metro·5.0·Winter·1994/95·Hamburg······································] │ │ │ │ τεlεαzε s⌠zε │ │ [15/11/94] [··1400Kb] │ >> Size 1.4 MB??? Hmz... I got it with 1.0 MB... Maybe you have learned to use the compression option of PKZIP before you realesed this but after you packaged this? │ │ │ δεs›τ⌠pΓ⌠φ∩ │ │ [thiz·is·metro·5.0·for·dos/win!·a·cool·hvv-program·for·hamburg.·install] │ │ [and·use·it!·cool·stuff!···············································] │ >> Very COOL stuff... because it's for winter... │ [··················································C·Ya,·murphy/■twg■··] │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │╓───┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓┐╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓┐╓──┐ ╓──────┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──┐│ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ │ >> Aaaaaah! My eyes... │ murphy : hacker and toolwriter │ >> ;-) │ Dr. Dr. Gallenstein : toolwriter │ >> Well known dude! │ ACG : supplier, spreader and courier │ >> What the hell does he SUPPLY??? Oh yes... of course... he runs to shops and buys programs like this (20 DM) │ Galaxy : spreader and courier │ >> Courier... ;-) └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │ ╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓────────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ ╓───┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ │ │ BoomTown : Hamburg's number one.. │ >> Hehe... Do you have a pay account? │ The Real Master : Special greets! Have fun & keep on going.. │ │ Sonic : Cool man... Keep on going!!! │ │ Xman : Thanx for all! │ │ Cyberman : Hi from Dany.. Kewl man.. │ │ Blue-Ice : Be fast, be good & be fair │ │ Hell-Raiser : From Gate To Hell (or vice verse) │ │ Sunset : Leech it & spread it (like always).. │ │ Frenchman : Leech this!!! Becoz this one won't be faked!!! (C Ya) │ │ Mc. Cyber : buy a modem! not the soft! (ΓhαΓs ›φφl!) │ │ ’τíΘ›h : <grin> (φτ Cφbφl ⌠Γ..) │ │ │ │ and groups: │ │ UTG, RAZOR 1911, TRSI, FAITH, PWA, PTG, NEXUS, THHG, ... │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │╓──────┐ ╓───────┐╓────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │╓──────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐│ │╓──┐ ╓──┐╓───────┐╓───────┐╓───────┐╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ │ │ τεlεαzεδ Ÿilεz │ │ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ │ │ twgbier6.zip - o6/11/94 - Bier 6.0 registered german │ >> Yea! Another !MAJOR! release │ twgmemi4.zip - o6/11/94 - MemInfo 4.00 Plus Releaze 1.07 regged │ │ twgtcdrw.zip - o6/11/94 - Cad/Draw v2.00/Win registered <ASP> │ │ twgklkup.zip - o4/11/94 - Klickup 3.05 full registered version │ │ twgzst13.zip - o1/11/94 - Zip-Studio 1.3/Win registered! │ │ │ │ twg4d55a.zip - 18/1o/94 - 4Dos 5.5 rev a *cracked* │ │ twgswift.zip - 11/1o/94 - CyberMan 3d Swift Supplement 1.0 [1/1] │ >> One major follows the other... TWG joins the Elite... │ │ │ twgwzser.zip - o7/o9/94 - WinZip Registration! for all Versions! │ │ twgssu32.zip - o1/o9/94 - Super Stuff Utilities v3.21 + *Crack* │ │ │ │ twga3vir.zip - 25/o8/94 - Virus!!! in Robert K. Jung. Arj 3.00 │ >> That was a really important one! They wrote a text and list this as a 'release'... ??????? │ twgvc6el.zip - 24/o8/94 - εl⌠Γε-Γε‘Γ 4 Vgα-›φp� 6∙o4 │ >> Fuck your style! │ twgvc6fx.zip - 24/o8/94 - Bug-fix 4 Vga-Copy 6∙o4 Registration │ │ twgvgcp6.zip - 23/o8/94 - VGA-Copy 6.o4 with Name-Registration │ │ twg4d50f.zip - o8/o8/94 - 4Dos 5.0 revision f *cracked* │ │ twgbcfix.zip - o7/o8/94 - Bugfix 4 Formatmenu 4 BusinessCards │ │ twgbcrun.zip - o7/o8/94 - FileRunner 4 BusinessCards │ │ twgbcrds.zip - o4/o8/94 - Buisness Cards/Win with crack! │ │ twgsc22.zip - o4/o8/94 - SpeedCommander 2.2/Win+RunCrack │ │ twgmm241.zip - o2/o8/94 - The Last Byte Memory Manager 2.41+50% Crack │ >> How did you manage it to write a 50% Crack????? You stared at your computer and shouted... "be cracked, be cracked" and then it was cracked but you were not able to write a crack installer??? │ │ │ twgcenvd.zip - 29/o6/94 - CEnvi/Dos 1.oo9 with Crack │ │ │ │ + bεŸφτε ⌡u∩ε smαll τεlεαzεs φŸ tφφls α∩d cφφl stuŸŸí │ >> Hmz... If the list above contains BIG releases, what the hell are 'small' releases?? │ │ │ │ │ ∩εvετ τεlεαzεδ, buΓ ›τεαΓεδ │ │ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ │ >> Yope... Shall I write in MY info what I have done and not released??? │ twgapocr.zip - 31.1o.94 - Aporia/Win 1.4 Crack! & Hide-Tool! │ │ twgapori.zip - 26.1o.94 - Aporia/Win 1.4 + Run-Crack and New-Install │ │ │ │ twgsdb10.zip - 26.o8.94 - SideBar 1.0 from Quarterdeck │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓───────┐ ╓──────┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓────────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ┌ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ┌─┐ ┬─┐ ┼ ┌─┐ ┬─┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╘═─ ╘═┴ ╓───────┐ ╓─────┐╓──┐ ╘═┴ ╘ ╘ ╘═─ ╘ │ │ │ >> Oh... your lame ascii font was too long for the line :-) │ ■=- thε whitε garde∩ HDQ -=■ │ │ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ │ │ iŸ u wa∩t 2 gεt φldετ Ÿilεz, cαll ouτ hεαδquατΓετ! φnli∩ε ∩ow! │ >> I think you can get ONLY old files there │ │ │ ■=- thε whitε garde∩ HDQ -=■ - cαll (49)-04-∩φΓ4�φu │ >> Not for you??? Yes... because WE are TOO fast │ │ │ │ │ Ÿαmφus lαst wφτδs │ │ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ │ │ ταvε hατδ, δiε Ÿαstí - murphy/■twg■ │ >> Really... Really famous because they are the end of this file │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ╒═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════[■]╕ │ │ │ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──────┐ ╓────┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓────────┐ │ │ ╓───────┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ ╓──┐ │ │ │ │ ■=- thε whitε garde∩ -=■ │ │ │ │ ⌠n Γ⌠mε.. │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ >> Yes... And finally you have reached the end! >> And the moral: Never write NFO files if you don't know ANYTHING about STYLE...