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[19:09] <Slider> alright, wanna know the story?
<Zer0Tea_> wait
<Zer0Tea_> from the start
<Zer0Tea_> :P
<Zer0Tea_> heeh
<Zer0Tea_> the funny part
[19:10] <Slider> NO
<Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G but u know any people who go
online, and are REALLY good at getting girls
[19:10] <Slider> heh
<Zer0Tea_> those parts :)
<Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G i hooked up with this girl last
night
[19:10] <Slider> OK
<Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G and i wanna fuck her, i need tips
howto get her to
[19:10] <Slider> HERE IT GOES:
<Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G she said she didnt wanna get
pregnant
[19:10] <Slider> pffffffffffffty
[19:10] <Slider> shut up
[19:10] <Slider> =)
[19:10] <Slider> and let me start
<Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G i went over her house after school
<Zer0Tea_> ahahah
<Zer0Tea_> ok start now :)
<Zer0Tea_> BWAHAHAHHAHA
[19:10] <Slider> ok
[19:11] <Slider> well, theres this hot girl, blond hair blue eyes, huge tits
[19:11] <Slider> I wanted to fuck her since i met her like 4 months ago
[19:11] <Slider> but shes 2 years older than me so i never thought she would
even think of hookin up
[19:11] <Slider> a while back, we were joking around about fucking and stuff, i
thought it was just a joke =)
[19:12] <Slider> well...I guess it kinda wasnt =)
<Zer0Tea_> so what's the bad thing here? :)
[19:12] <Slider> She got me out of class, and we skipped together during school
[19:12] <Slider> just listen u whore =)
<Zer0Tea_> and why are u still here talking to me instead of being over there?
:)
<Zer0Tea_> go on sir
<Zer0Tea_> Dr. T is listening
<Zer0Tea_> :P
[19:13] <Slider> alright, so she told me she wanted to hook up with me, but
there wasnt enuf time till our next exam started
[19:13] <Slider> soooooo
[19:13] <Slider> she said she would gimme a ride home after school
[19:13] <Slider> well, once i got in her car, she said she had to drop by her
house
[19:13] <Slider> so i was like "alright"
[19:13] <Slider> we went to her house, and for the first 20 mins nothing
happened
[19:14] <Slider> I was like "wtf? u bring me over her, and expect me to sit her
doing nothing for an hour"
[19:14] <Slider> wellllllllll..her answer was "I cant do anything with you, your
2 years yonger than me"
[19:14] <Slider> I was sooooooooooooooooo pissed
[19:14] <Slider> but in the end, I realize she was playing hard to get :]]
[19:14] <Slider> well, she said she had to go change in the bathroom
<Zer0Tea_> hmmmmmmmm
[19:15] <Slider> and she comes out in this little see thru shirt, and a thong
bikini thing :]
<Zer0Tea_> laff this feels like a bad pr0n film
<Zer0Tea_> :P
[19:15] <Slider> so im like
[19:15] <Slider> wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw!
wOw!
[19:15] <Slider> so she comes over to me
[19:15] <Slider> i put my arms around her
[19:16] <Slider> and start feeling her lucious D's =)
<Zer0Tea_> laffffffff
[19:16] <Slider> we goto her room, she lies down on the bed, and tells me to lie
next to her
<Zer0Tea_> i was right
[19:16] <Slider> so I do, and she closes her eyes
<Zer0Tea_> this does feel like some cheap porno
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:16] <Slider> so her eyes are closed, and right when im about to make my move
[19:16] <Slider> she opens her eyes and gets up
[19:17] <Slider> she goes over to the sterio, and puts on some cheezy boyz 2 men
love making music =))))
[19:17] <Slider> that song "Ill make love to you" =)
[19:17] <Slider> so at this point im like "FUCK YOU, BEND OVER BITCH AND LEMME
RAM YOU!"
[19:17] <Slider> So she lies down again, I lie next o her
<Zer0Tea_> hahahahahahhahahahaha
<Zer0Tea_> little scrony football finaly scored? :)
[19:18] <Slider> hahahahah
[19:18] <Slider> keep listening =)
[19:18] <Slider> so she lies down with me next to her, and closes her eyes again
[19:18] <Slider> So I put my face in her cleavage
[19:18] <Slider> and start kissing it
[19:18] <Slider> then I go around and take off her bra
[19:19] <Slider> she goes, and puts a blanket over us =)
[19:19] <Slider> and the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:19] <Slider> So Im giving her the best titty suck ever
[19:19] <Slider> flinging her nipples with my tounge
[19:19] <Slider> kissing her all over
[19:19] <Slider> so i go up, we have a little makeout session and a feeling
session =)
[19:19] <Slider> god dam shes a good kisser :]
[19:20] <Slider> so then i do some sucking again
[19:20] <Slider> and start feeling her ass and pussy
[19:20] <Slider> she guides my hands where she wants it
[19:20] <Slider> so we are lying down, and im feeling her at the same time shes
feeling my chest
[19:20] <Slider> and i feel her nice firm ass, and I just wanna fuck it right
there
<Zer0Tea_> hang on mr love
<Zer0Tea_> race time :P
<Zer0Tea_> brb
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:21] <Slider> ok
[19:21] <Slider> =)
[19:22] <Slider> Ill keep talking though
[19:22] <Slider> alright so shes going for my lower body now, i undo my belt and
she starts caressing my cock...then i start feeling her pussy, and I go "Wanna
give me a blow job", shes like "I dont want that shit in my mouth"
[19:23] <Slider> so i was kinda pissed =/
[19:23] <Slider> then im like "alright, can i fuck you" shes like "No, neither
of us have protection and I dont wanna get pregnant"
[19:24] <Slider> so whatever, i suck her tits again, do the same ass feeling
pussy caressing shit
[19:24] <Slider> and then her parents get home, she puts on her close and boom
[19:24] <Slider> its over
[19:24] <Slider> sooooooooooooooo..Im sure i can hookup wif her again cuz she
was real happy after
[19:24] <Slider> so now I just need to know what I need to do to make her wanna
let me fuck her so hard she'll wake up the neighborhood =)
[19:26] <Slider> msg me when ur back :]
[19:32] <Slider> ?
<Zer0Tea_> back :)
<Zer0Tea_> i wooped dragoth's ass on STH :P
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:35] <Slider> alright so read my shit
<Zer0Tea_> haha i read
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> man
<Zer0Tea_> i tell yew
<Zer0Tea_> u got some funny shit there
[19:36] <Slider> hahaha
[19:36] <Slider> =)
<Zer0Tea_> sure u dont wanna publish it as one of them lamers who call up dr
ruth and shit? :)
<Zer0Tea_> cause that's what I feel like righ tnow
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:36] <Slider> noooooooooooo
[19:36] <Slider> i need some REAL ADVICE
[19:36] <Slider> i wanna get her hot any horny
[19:36] <Slider> so she will let me do anything
[19:36] <Slider> gimme some ways
[19:36] * Slider starts logging
<Zer0Tea_> hahahahah
<Zer0Tea_> w00t
<Zer0Tea_> i am being loged
<Zer0Tea_> ok son
<Zer0Tea_> hmmm
<Zer0Tea_> how old are yew? :P
[19:37] <Slider> 17
[19:37] <Slider> shes 19
<Zer0Tea_> wooho
<Zer0Tea_> hmmm
<Zer0Tea_> heh lets see.. what would a young zer0t of that age do
<Zer0Tea_> :P
<Zer0Tea_> heh
<Zer0Tea_> best answer
<Zer0Tea_> VODKA :)
<Zer0Tea_> hahaah at yer age I'd be like get her drunk and boom
[19:38] <Slider> hehehe
<Zer0Tea_> though now that I am a more mature zer0t (I feel korny)
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> I cant think that way
<Zer0Tea_> best thing I can tell u is , let things happen with time.. like
<Zer0Tea_> if she wants u like u make it sound , it wont be long
<Zer0Tea_> trust me
[19:39] <Slider> yeah she does man
<Zer0Tea_> take her to a movie.. or like some spot and shit u know
[19:39] <Slider> she even wrote me a list of "fuck rules" a while back when we
were joking around
<Zer0Tea_> just somewheer where u will be alone with her and uniterupted
<Zer0Tea_> and things will fall into place by themselves
<Zer0Tea_> laff
<Zer0Tea_> she sounds like a kinky little whore :D
<Zer0Tea_> heeh
<Zer0Tea_> I once knew a girl like thatin high school
[19:40] <Slider> yup man
<Zer0Tea_> I mean anyone can do her
[19:40] <Slider> nahhhhhhhhhh
<Zer0Tea_> cept she was skanky and not pretty at all
[19:40] <Slider> she isnt like that
<Zer0Tea_> but that chick was the most kinkified girl I have ever met
<Zer0Tea_> well like I said
[19:40] <Slider> it took me a long time to get to this point
[19:40] <Slider> like 4 months
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:40] <Slider> and this girl is actually good looking
<Zer0Tea_> 4 months!? :)
<Zer0Tea_> w00f
<Zer0Tea_> u should be married by now :P
<Zer0Tea_> with children
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:40] <Slider> well its because..
<Zer0Tea_> nah
[19:40] <Slider> I never went over her house
[19:40] <Slider> Until Yesterday
<Zer0Tea_> well
<Zer0Tea_> like get her over to ur house then dorkie :)
<Zer0Tea_> she obviously isnt shy
<Zer0Tea_> and
<Zer0Tea_> i would guess she is a little horny virgin tease
<Zer0Tea_> from the way u made her sound
[19:41] <Slider> NO
[19:41] <Slider> shes not a virgin
<Zer0Tea_> but she's like teasing u on and leading u on
[19:41] <Slider> she fucked a guy before
<Zer0Tea_> cept when time comes to get busy, she backs away
<Zer0Tea_> which can also make me believe u aint eer gonan get any from her :)
<Zer0Tea_> [19:41] <Slider> she fucked a guy before
<Zer0Tea_> laffffffffffffff
<Zer0Tea_> how do u know that?
[19:42] <Slider> she told me
[19:42] <Slider> i was friends with her before this
<Zer0Tea_> well
<Zer0Tea_> she mihgt have lied
<Zer0Tea_> like I said
<Zer0Tea_> she sounds like one little hot tease
[19:42] <Slider> I ▼never▼ thought i would get any from her, but when she told
me to come to her house SO i would get some, i knew it would be a good day =)
<Zer0Tea_> and nothing more
<Zer0Tea_> yeah but think
<Zer0Tea_> u didnt get any :)
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
[19:43] <Slider> heh
<Zer0Tea_> though from what u told me
[19:43] <Slider> i got a ▼good▼ amount
<Zer0Tea_> there were plenty of chances
<Zer0Tea_> and yet she pushed away
[19:43] <Slider> yeah there were
<Zer0Tea_> slider
[19:43] <Slider> well listen to this part:
<Zer0Tea_> touching does not count as gettin any
<Zer0Tea_> touching is for ppl like extremist
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> i know i will show him this
<Zer0Tea_> so why not mention him in it :P
<Zer0Tea_> hahahahahah
[19:43] <Slider> when i was feeling her ass, i went around to her pussy but she
was lying on her stonmach
<Zer0Tea_> yeah
[19:44] <Slider> so i couldnt do shit =[
<Zer0Tea_> but u never went in her
<Zer0Tea_> and she never blew u either
<Zer0Tea_> all u did is some touching and stuff
<Zer0Tea_> hmmm
[19:44] <Slider> well i mean, I made out, I sucked tits, and felt :P
<Zer0Tea_> u can get that at any strip club with lapdances for 10$ :P
<Zer0Tea_> heheheheheh
[19:45] <Slider> yeah but the girls there are skanks
[19:45] <Slider> this girl is good
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> i was just kidding
<Zer0Tea_> but still kinda true
<Zer0Tea_> well one way to find out
<Zer0Tea_> if u realy want her
<Zer0Tea_> and this is a dire need
<Zer0Tea_> get hre drunk
<Zer0Tea_> :P
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> but
<Zer0Tea_> keep in mind
<Zer0Tea_> she might hate u the day after and for the rest of ur life
<Zer0Tea_> :)
<Zer0Tea_> little trick, never do this to a local chick, only to one when u are
on vacation on a tri pwhere u know u will never see her again :)
[19:47] <Slider> oh also:
[19:47] <Slider> I was kinda self concious after we finished, if she had a good
time or what
[19:47] <Slider> how do i know if i did a good job ?
<Zer0Tea_> hahahahah
<Zer0Tea_> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Zer0Tea_> u just do
[19:47] <Slider> I kinda got the hint i did, cuz she kept going and let me do
more
<Zer0Tea_> by looking at her
<Zer0Tea_> was she like glowing? :)
<Zer0Tea_> hehe
<Zer0Tea_> well
<Zer0Tea_> put it this way
<Zer0Tea_> if u got her to squeal hehe feer, u were ok
<Zer0Tea_> :)
[19:48] <Slider> good
<Zer0Tea_> well
<Zer0Tea_> like I said
[19:48] <Slider> she was moaning when i did her a tittie twister with my tounge
<Zer0Tea_> if she wants u and is not a tease
<Zer0Tea_> take her to some place where u will be alone
<Zer0Tea_> but
<Zer0Tea_> from what u told me here
<Zer0Tea_> I am ready to put money down and bet anything
<Zer0Tea_> that she is a 19 yeard old virgin tease :)
[19:50] <Slider> ok ;]
[19:50] <Slider> when i see her in school
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:51] <Slider> howdo i ask her if she wants to do this again, without ▼saying▼
it?
<Zer0Tea_> I wonder why ppl ask me about this stuff
[19:51] <Slider> cuz i wanna :]
<Zer0Tea_> laff I am 23 not 43 :)
<Zer0Tea_> heh
<Zer0Tea_> i have denial message me like 10 times a day about his girl probs :)
[19:51] <Slider> =]
[19:52] <Slider> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[19:52] <Slider> u got any like 15 minute MPG pornos or smth? =)
[19:52] <Slider> AVI or whatever
[19:52] <Slider> im bored
<Zer0Tea_> hahah
<Zer0Tea_> on gatech :)
<Zer0Tea_> u gonan go wack ur willy after this story?
<Zer0Tea_> :P
[19:54] <Slider> no
[19:54] <Slider> I stopped doing that in 9th grade =)
[19:55] <Slider> once i started getting it wacked for me
<Zer0Tea_> ahhahaha
<Zer0Tea_> little boys
<Zer0Tea_> tsk tsk
<Zer0Tea_> :D
<Zer0Tea_> u pay hookers to do it ? :)
<Zer0Tea_> heh
[19:56] <Slider> no
<Zer0Tea_> j/k
[19:56] <Slider> i gotten some before
[19:56] <Slider> but last night was extrordinare
[19:56] <Slider> cuz it was at her house and shit
[19:56] <Slider> the others were 1 time flings
<Zer0Tea_> newbie :)
<Zer0Tea_> brb
End of Slider buffer Fri Jan 30 20:12:33 1998