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1998 January 30

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Slider buffer saved on Fri Jan 30 20:12:33 1998 [19:09] <Slider> alright, wanna know the story? <Zer0Tea_> wait <Zer0Tea_> from the start <Zer0Tea_> :P <Zer0Tea_> heeh <Zer0Tea_> the funny part [19:10] <Slider> NO <Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G but u know any people who go online, and are REALLY good at getting girls [19:10] <Slider> heh <Zer0Tea_> those parts :) <Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G i hooked up with this girl last night [19:10] <Slider> OK <Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G and i wanna fuck her, i need tips howto get her to [19:10] <Slider> HERE IT GOES: <Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G she said she didnt wanna get pregnant [19:10] <Slider> pffffffffffffty [19:10] <Slider> shut up [19:10] <Slider> =) [19:10] <Slider> and let me start <Zer0Tea_> [[email protected]]G i went over her house after school <Zer0Tea_> ahahah <Zer0Tea_> ok start now :) <Zer0Tea_> BWAHAHAHHAHA [19:10] <Slider> ok [19:11] <Slider> well, theres this hot girl, blond hair blue eyes, huge tits [19:11] <Slider> I wanted to fuck her since i met her like 4 months ago [19:11] <Slider> but shes 2 years older than me so i never thought she would even think of hookin up [19:11] <Slider> a while back, we were joking around about fucking and stuff, i thought it was just a joke =) [19:12] <Slider> well...I guess it kinda wasnt =) <Zer0Tea_> so what's the bad thing here? :) [19:12] <Slider> She got me out of class, and we skipped together during school [19:12] <Slider> just listen u whore =) <Zer0Tea_> and why are u still here talking to me instead of being over there? :) <Zer0Tea_> go on sir <Zer0Tea_> Dr. T is listening <Zer0Tea_> :P [19:13] <Slider> alright, so she told me she wanted to hook up with me, but there wasnt enuf time till our next exam started [19:13] <Slider> soooooo [19:13] <Slider> she said she would gimme a ride home after school [19:13] <Slider> well, once i got in her car, she said she had to drop by her house [19:13] <Slider> so i was like "alright" [19:13] <Slider> we went to her house, and for the first 20 mins nothing happened [19:14] <Slider> I was like "wtf? u bring me over her, and expect me to sit her doing nothing for an hour" [19:14] <Slider> wellllllllll..her answer was "I cant do anything with you, your 2 years yonger than me" [19:14] <Slider> I was sooooooooooooooooo pissed [19:14] <Slider> but in the end, I realize she was playing hard to get :]] [19:14] <Slider> well, she said she had to go change in the bathroom <Zer0Tea_> hmmmmmmmm [19:15] <Slider> and she comes out in this little see thru shirt, and a thong bikini thing :] <Zer0Tea_> laff this feels like a bad pr0n film <Zer0Tea_> :P [19:15] <Slider> so im like [19:15] <Slider> wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! wOw! [19:15] <Slider> so she comes over to me [19:15] <Slider> i put my arms around her [19:16] <Slider> and start feeling her lucious D's =) <Zer0Tea_> laffffffff [19:16] <Slider> we goto her room, she lies down on the bed, and tells me to lie next to her <Zer0Tea_> i was right [19:16] <Slider> so I do, and she closes her eyes <Zer0Tea_> this does feel like some cheap porno <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:16] <Slider> so her eyes are closed, and right when im about to make my move [19:16] <Slider> she opens her eyes and gets up [19:17] <Slider> she goes over to the sterio, and puts on some cheezy boyz 2 men love making music =)))) [19:17] <Slider> that song "Ill make love to you" =) [19:17] <Slider> so at this point im like "FUCK YOU, BEND OVER BITCH AND LEMME RAM YOU!" [19:17] <Slider> So she lies down again, I lie next o her <Zer0Tea_> hahahahahahhahahahaha <Zer0Tea_> little scrony football finaly scored? :) [19:18] <Slider> hahahahah [19:18] <Slider> keep listening =) [19:18] <Slider> so she lies down with me next to her, and closes her eyes again [19:18] <Slider> So I put my face in her cleavage [19:18] <Slider> and start kissing it [19:18] <Slider> then I go around and take off her bra [19:19] <Slider> she goes, and puts a blanket over us =) [19:19] <Slider> and the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [19:19] <Slider> So Im giving her the best titty suck ever [19:19] <Slider> flinging her nipples with my tounge [19:19] <Slider> kissing her all over [19:19] <Slider> so i go up, we have a little makeout session and a feeling session =) [19:19] <Slider> god dam shes a good kisser :] [19:20] <Slider> so then i do some sucking again [19:20] <Slider> and start feeling her ass and pussy [19:20] <Slider> she guides my hands where she wants it [19:20] <Slider> so we are lying down, and im feeling her at the same time shes feeling my chest [19:20] <Slider> and i feel her nice firm ass, and I just wanna fuck it right there <Zer0Tea_> hang on mr love <Zer0Tea_> race time :P <Zer0Tea_> brb <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:21] <Slider> ok [19:21] <Slider> =) [19:22] <Slider> Ill keep talking though [19:22] <Slider> alright so shes going for my lower body now, i undo my belt and she starts caressing my cock...then i start feeling her pussy, and I go "Wanna give me a blow job", shes like "I dont want that shit in my mouth" [19:23] <Slider> so i was kinda pissed =/ [19:23] <Slider> then im like "alright, can i fuck you" shes like "No, neither of us have protection and I dont wanna get pregnant" [19:24] <Slider> so whatever, i suck her tits again, do the same ass feeling pussy caressing shit [19:24] <Slider> and then her parents get home, she puts on her close and boom [19:24] <Slider> its over [19:24] <Slider> sooooooooooooooo..Im sure i can hookup wif her again cuz she was real happy after [19:24] <Slider> so now I just need to know what I need to do to make her wanna let me fuck her so hard she'll wake up the neighborhood =) [19:26] <Slider> msg me when ur back :] [19:32] <Slider> ? <Zer0Tea_> back :) <Zer0Tea_> i wooped dragoth's ass on STH :P <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:35] <Slider> alright so read my shit <Zer0Tea_> haha i read <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> man <Zer0Tea_> i tell yew <Zer0Tea_> u got some funny shit there [19:36] <Slider> hahaha [19:36] <Slider> =) <Zer0Tea_> sure u dont wanna publish it as one of them lamers who call up dr ruth and shit? :) <Zer0Tea_> cause that's what I feel like righ tnow <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:36] <Slider> noooooooooooo [19:36] <Slider> i need some REAL ADVICE [19:36] <Slider> i wanna get her hot any horny [19:36] <Slider> so she will let me do anything [19:36] <Slider> gimme some ways [19:36] * Slider starts logging <Zer0Tea_> hahahahah <Zer0Tea_> w00t <Zer0Tea_> i am being loged <Zer0Tea_> ok son <Zer0Tea_> hmmm <Zer0Tea_> how old are yew? :P [19:37] <Slider> 17 [19:37] <Slider> shes 19 <Zer0Tea_> wooho <Zer0Tea_> hmmm <Zer0Tea_> heh lets see.. what would a young zer0t of that age do <Zer0Tea_> :P <Zer0Tea_> heh <Zer0Tea_> best answer <Zer0Tea_> VODKA :) <Zer0Tea_> hahaah at yer age I'd be like get her drunk and boom [19:38] <Slider> hehehe <Zer0Tea_> though now that I am a more mature zer0t (I feel korny) <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> I cant think that way <Zer0Tea_> best thing I can tell u is , let things happen with time.. like <Zer0Tea_> if she wants u like u make it sound , it wont be long <Zer0Tea_> trust me [19:39] <Slider> yeah she does man <Zer0Tea_> take her to a movie.. or like some spot and shit u know [19:39] <Slider> she even wrote me a list of "fuck rules" a while back when we were joking around <Zer0Tea_> just somewheer where u will be alone with her and uniterupted <Zer0Tea_> and things will fall into place by themselves <Zer0Tea_> laff <Zer0Tea_> she sounds like a kinky little whore :D <Zer0Tea_> heeh <Zer0Tea_> I once knew a girl like thatin high school [19:40] <Slider> yup man <Zer0Tea_> I mean anyone can do her [19:40] <Slider> nahhhhhhhhhh <Zer0Tea_> cept she was skanky and not pretty at all [19:40] <Slider> she isnt like that <Zer0Tea_> but that chick was the most kinkified girl I have ever met <Zer0Tea_> well like I said [19:40] <Slider> it took me a long time to get to this point [19:40] <Slider> like 4 months <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:40] <Slider> and this girl is actually good looking <Zer0Tea_> 4 months!? :) <Zer0Tea_> w00f <Zer0Tea_> u should be married by now :P <Zer0Tea_> with children <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:40] <Slider> well its because.. <Zer0Tea_> nah [19:40] <Slider> I never went over her house [19:40] <Slider> Until Yesterday <Zer0Tea_> well <Zer0Tea_> like get her over to ur house then dorkie :) <Zer0Tea_> she obviously isnt shy <Zer0Tea_> and <Zer0Tea_> i would guess she is a little horny virgin tease <Zer0Tea_> from the way u made her sound [19:41] <Slider> NO [19:41] <Slider> shes not a virgin <Zer0Tea_> but she's like teasing u on and leading u on [19:41] <Slider> she fucked a guy before <Zer0Tea_> cept when time comes to get busy, she backs away <Zer0Tea_> which can also make me believe u aint eer gonan get any from her :) <Zer0Tea_> [19:41] <Slider> she fucked a guy before <Zer0Tea_> laffffffffffffff <Zer0Tea_> how do u know that? [19:42] <Slider> she told me [19:42] <Slider> i was friends with her before this <Zer0Tea_> well <Zer0Tea_> she mihgt have lied <Zer0Tea_> like I said <Zer0Tea_> she sounds like one little hot tease [19:42] <Slider> I ▼never▼ thought i would get any from her, but when she told me to come to her house SO i would get some, i knew it would be a good day =) <Zer0Tea_> and nothing more <Zer0Tea_> yeah but think <Zer0Tea_> u didnt get any :) <Zer0Tea_> hehe [19:43] <Slider> heh <Zer0Tea_> though from what u told me [19:43] <Slider> i got a ▼good▼ amount <Zer0Tea_> there were plenty of chances <Zer0Tea_> and yet she pushed away [19:43] <Slider> yeah there were <Zer0Tea_> slider [19:43] <Slider> well listen to this part: <Zer0Tea_> touching does not count as gettin any <Zer0Tea_> touching is for ppl like extremist <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> i know i will show him this <Zer0Tea_> so why not mention him in it :P <Zer0Tea_> hahahahahah [19:43] <Slider> when i was feeling her ass, i went around to her pussy but she was lying on her stonmach <Zer0Tea_> yeah [19:44] <Slider> so i couldnt do shit =[ <Zer0Tea_> but u never went in her <Zer0Tea_> and she never blew u either <Zer0Tea_> all u did is some touching and stuff <Zer0Tea_> hmmm [19:44] <Slider> well i mean, I made out, I sucked tits, and felt :P <Zer0Tea_> u can get that at any strip club with lapdances for 10$ :P <Zer0Tea_> heheheheheh [19:45] <Slider> yeah but the girls there are skanks [19:45] <Slider> this girl is good <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> i was just kidding <Zer0Tea_> but still kinda true <Zer0Tea_> well one way to find out <Zer0Tea_> if u realy want her <Zer0Tea_> and this is a dire need <Zer0Tea_> get hre drunk <Zer0Tea_> :P <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> but <Zer0Tea_> keep in mind <Zer0Tea_> she might hate u the day after and for the rest of ur life <Zer0Tea_> :) <Zer0Tea_> little trick, never do this to a local chick, only to one when u are on vacation on a tri pwhere u know u will never see her again :) [19:47] <Slider> oh also: [19:47] <Slider> I was kinda self concious after we finished, if she had a good time or what [19:47] <Slider> how do i know if i did a good job ? <Zer0Tea_> hahahahah <Zer0Tea_> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm <Zer0Tea_> u just do [19:47] <Slider> I kinda got the hint i did, cuz she kept going and let me do more <Zer0Tea_> by looking at her <Zer0Tea_> was she like glowing? :) <Zer0Tea_> hehe <Zer0Tea_> well <Zer0Tea_> put it this way <Zer0Tea_> if u got her to squeal hehe feer, u were ok <Zer0Tea_> :) [19:48] <Slider> good <Zer0Tea_> well <Zer0Tea_> like I said [19:48] <Slider> she was moaning when i did her a tittie twister with my tounge <Zer0Tea_> if she wants u and is not a tease <Zer0Tea_> take her to some place where u will be alone <Zer0Tea_> but <Zer0Tea_> from what u told me here <Zer0Tea_> I am ready to put money down and bet anything <Zer0Tea_> that she is a 19 yeard old virgin tease :) [19:50] <Slider> ok ;] [19:50] <Slider> when i see her in school <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:51] <Slider> howdo i ask her if she wants to do this again, without ▼saying▼ it? <Zer0Tea_> I wonder why ppl ask me about this stuff [19:51] <Slider> cuz i wanna :] <Zer0Tea_> laff I am 23 not 43 :) <Zer0Tea_> heh <Zer0Tea_> i have denial message me like 10 times a day about his girl probs :) [19:51] <Slider> =] [19:52] <Slider> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [19:52] <Slider> u got any like 15 minute MPG pornos or smth? =) [19:52] <Slider> AVI or whatever [19:52] <Slider> im bored <Zer0Tea_> hahah <Zer0Tea_> on gatech :) <Zer0Tea_> u gonan go wack ur willy after this story? <Zer0Tea_> :P [19:54] <Slider> no [19:54] <Slider> I stopped doing that in 9th grade =) [19:55] <Slider> once i started getting it wacked for me <Zer0Tea_> ahhahaha <Zer0Tea_> little boys <Zer0Tea_> tsk tsk <Zer0Tea_> :D <Zer0Tea_> u pay hookers to do it ? :) <Zer0Tea_> heh [19:56] <Slider> no <Zer0Tea_> j/k [19:56] <Slider> i gotten some before [19:56] <Slider> but last night was extrordinare [19:56] <Slider> cuz it was at her house and shit [19:56] <Slider> the others were 1 time flings <Zer0Tea_> newbie :) <Zer0Tea_> brb End of Slider buffer Fri Jan 30 20:12:33 1998
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