Razor Is Back (Postal Fix)   by Razor 1911 (RZR)

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GOD Protection Type : CD Check/Data Chk │ │ │ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ │ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ Requirements : Unfortunately you need clASS' version of Postal! │ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ Game Notes & Release Information │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ │ │ Leave it to your "#1 Group with a fixless streak" clASS to completely │ │ and utterly botch this very anticipated release. *chuckle* │ │ │ │ Anyway, now that the non-sense has stopped, the REAL #1 GAMES GROUP of │ │ the world...that's right ladies, keep the panties on, RAZOR 1911 comes │ │ to the rescue once again. Ahhh, it's nice to be able to sit at home │ │ and still take the credit for this release...go fetch some more │ │ releases for us SM and let Heyta crack them...it will just keep being │ │ this easy. │ │ │ │ *NOTE* Per SPA rules, a group has 24 hours to put out a fix for │ │ a game before it gets nuked. Since we didn't want YOU the end-user to │ │ have to suffer and re-download a 60+ disk game for a tiny patch we │ │ chose not to. As far as we are concerned, this game and it's credit │ │ belong to RAZOR. We didn't get to release this game due to clASS │ │ rushing it out the door un-cracked as they have so many times before │ │ and just planning on putting out a fix down the road...I guess all the │ │ blame should fall on Skill, since he proclaims to be running the show │ │ these days....good work bud! │ │ │ │ - The Punisher │ │ │ │ Installation Instructions │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ │ │ Copy POSTCRK.EXE to your POSTAL directory, and run it to crack │ │ Postal. This crack will also work on an original copy of Postal │ │ (i.e. one that you actually...gasp!...BOUGHT!) │ │ │ │ Crack Notes/Discussion │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ │ │ This game consisted of two patches. One, which our incompetent │ │ rivals at CLASS did, and the other which they did not, but │ │ SHOULD HAVE FOUND IF THEY HAD DONE ANY PLAYTESTING WHATSOEVER! │ │ │ │ As soon as you shoot ANYONE in the game, everyone erupts into │ │ flames and dies. Game over. CLASS's initial response to this │ │ incredibly obvious screw-up? "That's just part of the game." │ │ │ │ 24 hours later, and still no-one can play the game...you'd │ │ think they would figure it out. │ │ │ │ The first check in the game was the ever-so-popular GetDriveType │ │ compare to make sure you are using a CD-ROM. Easy patch...any │ │ half-ass cracker can track that down. The second check was to │ │ seek to near the end of a huge garbage data file, and read in │ │ a value, comparing it a "valid" one. Of course, since this data │ │ isn't there in the CLASS release, a certain value is left untouched │ │ and the result is the "flaming Moes". If the offset is successfully │ │ seeked, and the data read in matches what it should be, a pointer │ │ is incremented by 16. And no more flames... │ │ │ │ The crack? Simply force the seek, read, and compare code to always │ │ be successful, and the "magic value" is incremented as it should. │ │ │ │ - Beowulf │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Razor 1911 Greetings │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ The Punisher, Vitas, Manhunter, Pitbull, Third Son, The Pep, TSR, │ │ Blue Adept, Bonez, BunteR, Gandalf, Hetero & Roy, Hooligan, Laric, │ │ Colossus, Maverick, MYM, Pharaoh, Render, Link, Schlack, R0adkill, │ │ ZEUS, Beowulf (c) GOD, Hoson, Mad Turnip, Jimmy Jamez, Eviltea and │ │ Maverick from SS! │ │ │ │ ... and special greetings to those who keep the spirit alive: │ │ │ │ PARADIGM - HYBRID - RiSC - DOD - PWA - LKCC - SAC - VEN - RiSE - RLC │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Razor 1911 News & Announcements │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ │ │ I'd like to to take this opportunity to welcome Snake Eyes and Bug Lord │ │ to the Family! I'm sure their talents will combine well with the families │ │ current talent....two words hoo rah! │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ The Gods at Razor 1911 Are: │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ Aggro. August West. Bad Sector. Bad Spirit. Bandito. Beowulf │ │ Blackened Bleachboy. Blue Adept. BoneZ. Brab. Bunter. Casino Man │ │ Cockroach Colossus. Cyraxx. Faceless. Gandalf. Hetero. Hooligan │ │ Laric. Manhunter. Maze. Maverick. MYM. Ninja Spirit. The Pep. Pharaoh │ │ Pitbull. The Punisher. r0adkill. Reich. Render. Rom Racer. Roy. Shadz │ │ Sir Aragon. Spectre. Spoon. Third Son. Toast. Vitas Weapon X │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ The Gods of the Net & BBS Scene: │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ Aredee. Brain. Davan. Devan. Dark Angel. Grim Reaper. Semaj Slice │ │ Snake Eyes. Spud. Suspicious Image. Techno Rave. Wish Bone │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ So, You`re Interested in becoming a Razor 1911 Member. │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ Razor 1911 is always on the lookout for dedicated people who can and │ │ are willing to contribute to the cause! If you currently work at any │ │ COMPUTER STORE, GAMES, UTILS, or HARDWARE COMPANY, or DISTRIBUTORS, │ │ drop us an e-mail. We would love to hear from you. │ │ Email us at : [email protected] │ │ │ │ (see section below for contact information) │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ You may reach us via E-mail at: │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ [email protected] │ │ │ │ Razor 1911 World Wide Web Site │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ http://www.razor1911.com │ │ │ │ Razor 1911 Founder`s Web Site │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ http://www.laric.com/razor │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Quality .DAT tapes and CD-ROM available! │ │ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │ │ For the very best price in weekly .DAT tapes or the best in CD-Rom │ │ compilations, E-mail us at the following address: │ │ │ │ [email protected] │ │ │ │ │ │ Note: We do not mail missing disks of releases, or have any pirated │ │ software on the web page...so quit asking please! │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ Razor 1911: Keep talking shit, we'll keep wiping your bibs...