Razor Is Back (Postal Fix) by Razor 1911 (RZR)
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1997 September 24
8 items in the archive
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- FILE_ID.DIZ
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- RAZOR.EXE
- RAZOR.NFO
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<HETERO/RAZOR1911~SAC>
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Razor 1911 Proudly Presents: │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ Postal Fuck-Up *FIX* │
│ (c) Ripcord Games │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Supplied By : clASS Release Date : 9/30/97 │
│ Cracked By : Beowulf a.k.a. GOD Protection Type : CD Check/Data Chk │
│ │
├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ │
├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ Requirements : Unfortunately you need clASS' version of Postal! │
├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ Game Notes & Release Information │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ │
│ Leave it to your "#1 Group with a fixless streak" clASS to completely │
│ and utterly botch this very anticipated release. *chuckle* │
│ │
│ Anyway, now that the non-sense has stopped, the REAL #1 GAMES GROUP of │
│ the world...that's right ladies, keep the panties on, RAZOR 1911 comes │
│ to the rescue once again. Ahhh, it's nice to be able to sit at home │
│ and still take the credit for this release...go fetch some more │
│ releases for us SM and let Heyta crack them...it will just keep being │
│ this easy. │
│ │
│ *NOTE* Per SPA rules, a group has 24 hours to put out a fix for │
│ a game before it gets nuked. Since we didn't want YOU the end-user to │
│ have to suffer and re-download a 60+ disk game for a tiny patch we │
│ chose not to. As far as we are concerned, this game and it's credit │
│ belong to RAZOR. We didn't get to release this game due to clASS │
│ rushing it out the door un-cracked as they have so many times before │
│ and just planning on putting out a fix down the road...I guess all the │
│ blame should fall on Skill, since he proclaims to be running the show │
│ these days....good work bud! │
│ │
│ - The Punisher │
│ │
│ Installation Instructions │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ │
│ Copy POSTCRK.EXE to your POSTAL directory, and run it to crack │
│ Postal. This crack will also work on an original copy of Postal │
│ (i.e. one that you actually...gasp!...BOUGHT!) │
│ │
│ Crack Notes/Discussion │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ │
│ This game consisted of two patches. One, which our incompetent │
│ rivals at CLASS did, and the other which they did not, but │
│ SHOULD HAVE FOUND IF THEY HAD DONE ANY PLAYTESTING WHATSOEVER! │
│ │
│ As soon as you shoot ANYONE in the game, everyone erupts into │
│ flames and dies. Game over. CLASS's initial response to this │
│ incredibly obvious screw-up? "That's just part of the game." │
│ │
│ 24 hours later, and still no-one can play the game...you'd │
│ think they would figure it out. │
│ │
│ The first check in the game was the ever-so-popular GetDriveType │
│ compare to make sure you are using a CD-ROM. Easy patch...any │
│ half-ass cracker can track that down. The second check was to │
│ seek to near the end of a huge garbage data file, and read in │
│ a value, comparing it a "valid" one. Of course, since this data │
│ isn't there in the CLASS release, a certain value is left untouched │
│ and the result is the "flaming Moes". If the offset is successfully │
│ seeked, and the data read in matches what it should be, a pointer │
│ is incremented by 16. And no more flames... │
│ │
│ The crack? Simply force the seek, read, and compare code to always │
│ be successful, and the "magic value" is incremented as it should. │
│ │
│ - Beowulf │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Razor 1911 Greetings │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ The Punisher, Vitas, Manhunter, Pitbull, Third Son, The Pep, TSR, │
│ Blue Adept, Bonez, BunteR, Gandalf, Hetero & Roy, Hooligan, Laric, │
│ Colossus, Maverick, MYM, Pharaoh, Render, Link, Schlack, R0adkill, │
│ ZEUS, Beowulf (c) GOD, Hoson, Mad Turnip, Jimmy Jamez, Eviltea and │
│ Maverick from SS! │
│ │
│ ... and special greetings to those who keep the spirit alive: │
│ │
│ PARADIGM - HYBRID - RiSC - DOD - PWA - LKCC - SAC - VEN - RiSE - RLC │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Razor 1911 News & Announcements │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ │
│ I'd like to to take this opportunity to welcome Snake Eyes and Bug Lord │
│ to the Family! I'm sure their talents will combine well with the families │
│ current talent....two words hoo rah! │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ The Gods at Razor 1911 Are: │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ Aggro. August West. Bad Sector. Bad Spirit. Bandito. Beowulf │
│ Blackened Bleachboy. Blue Adept. BoneZ. Brab. Bunter. Casino Man │
│ Cockroach Colossus. Cyraxx. Faceless. Gandalf. Hetero. Hooligan │
│ Laric. Manhunter. Maze. Maverick. MYM. Ninja Spirit. The Pep. Pharaoh │
│ Pitbull. The Punisher. r0adkill. Reich. Render. Rom Racer. Roy. Shadz │
│ Sir Aragon. Spectre. Spoon. Third Son. Toast. Vitas Weapon X │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ The Gods of the Net & BBS Scene: │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ Aredee. Brain. Davan. Devan. Dark Angel. Grim Reaper. Semaj Slice │
│ Snake Eyes. Spud. Suspicious Image. Techno Rave. Wish Bone │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ So, You`re Interested in becoming a Razor 1911 Member. │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ Razor 1911 is always on the lookout for dedicated people who can and │
│ are willing to contribute to the cause! If you currently work at any │
│ COMPUTER STORE, GAMES, UTILS, or HARDWARE COMPANY, or DISTRIBUTORS, │
│ drop us an e-mail. We would love to hear from you. │
│ Email us at : [email protected] │
│ │
│ (see section below for contact information) │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ You may reach us via E-mail at: │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ [email protected] │
│ │
│ Razor 1911 World Wide Web Site │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ http://www.razor1911.com │
│ │
│ Razor 1911 Founder`s Web Site │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ http://www.laric.com/razor │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Quality .DAT tapes and CD-ROM available! │
│ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ │
│ For the very best price in weekly .DAT tapes or the best in CD-Rom │
│ compilations, E-mail us at the following address: │
│ │
│ [email protected] │
│ │
│ │
│ Note: We do not mail missing disks of releases, or have any pirated │
│ software on the web page...so quit asking please! │
│ │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
Razor 1911: Keep talking shit, we'll keep wiping your bibs...