Alt-1, 11   by Lithium

Important NFO4u2read ::: 1. contact my lame ass one Deckers at 839-0942 or phantom bbs at 8328325... me=Natas 2. 1st interpenis release of alt-1...fuck me (hard) ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── L i T H i U M ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── φ LiTHiUM is now Natas φ ::: Yes, Jesus lost his computer, I changed my alias back from Flood to Natas and everyone doing shit for Alt-1 is now on the ½Alt-1 Crew» and not LiTHiUM which is now a programming group once again. Well, not really a group. Jesus not having a computer means we have no VGA art for all you fucking lamers out there. So tough shit. Tough shit for us because our lameness level just went up a few notches. Shit. ::: More news, Sanitarium will be changing numbers soon...it will also be adding itself to NocturnalNet...and we will have a dist. site in Mass. called Temporary Insanity...a nice, good, happy BBS that dosen't suck shit like all 715 boardz. Possibly more LD dist sites I hope...ahhhh...someday I too will be ElItE and otherwise less-lame. More HD space cumming 2 Sanitarium sometime soon I hope...I will also try to get off my ass and do some ANSi for Ironhead... ::: We have some new writers...Opi and Gold One (who are both excellent writers in my opinion)... ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ ·∙■ Alt-1 Members List ■∙· Natas φ Articles, Poetry, Editor, Coding, ANSi GFX, Disitribution, Organizing Opi φ Poetry Nomad φ Articles, Poetry Gold One φ Stories, Poetry Grimace φ Poetry Big Bob φ Articles ·∙■ LiTHiUM Member List ■∙· Natas φ Coding, ANSi GFX, Distribution, Organizing, Bad Musician Big Bob φ Coding Nomad φ ¿Musician? ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ ::: News flash ::: ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── In case you were dead, unconcious, stoned, stupid, asleep, in a coma, in a shelter for beating up your step dad, lost your computer, etc...for the last few months you would have noticed : a) Forgotten Realms is down b) Someone is missing c) Issue 10 was 90% written by me d) Most LiTHiUM members have gone away or something e) Sanitarium is our new support BBS... f) Bob Wall is a lamer...as is Midnight, Bullwinkle, Neil Tennant, and Pioneer, and Bunkmate of course... So to put it in a nutshell : I'm LiTHiUM. Call Sanitarium at [715] 835-0228... To get new LiTHiUM and Alt-1 stuff of which there is very little since I am the one making it and I have no time because I am totally busy with school, women, women, women, school, school, women, being anywhere but home, sleeping, sleeping, school, sleeping with women, being anywhere but home, partying, sleeping alone, school, listening to music, being anywhere but home, school, playing modfiles. You get the idea. Anyways, next issue of Alt-1 will be...when? I don't have a fucking clue... as soon as we--er, I mean, I have enough material to release a full issue I will. Expect some improvements reader-wise. Should be a little better this time although I liked Issue 10 just as well. Also, no more lame LITHINFO programs anymore I promise or at least I will write a real file display program for them. - Natas - ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ ·∙─ Features of coming Alt-1 : ─∙· ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ■ Multiple interfaces (just like a real diskmag) Did it. ■ Music playing to annoy you. Done it. ■ Lots of fonts to chose from (just like a real diskmag) Did it yesterday. ■ Actual articles (maybe) Doin' it tomorrow. ■ My fucking cock. Do it. ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ Natas's First Edition of Suckage will be available on local BBSes really soon now... ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Official LiTHiUM Lamer List #1 :;: ( 5 stars possible for lameness....5 being most lame ) Bob Wall - ***** Actual Quote from Big Badass Bobbo Boy : "Look at how similar the commands in Renegade and Telegard and Vision-X all are to WWIV." _blam_ Pioneer - **** "Those colorful metaphors make you look vulgar and immature." Yeah, fuck you. Neil Tennant - ***** (2 for annoying, 3 for stupidity) Actual quote from Kneel and Bob : "I saw Doom on a 386SX and it sucked but then I saw it on a 386DX and it was a lot faster....boy those math coprocessors make a difference." No comment. Bullwinkle - ***** I don't like you...so sue me for libel. Midnight - You don't even get a star bitch, I won't give you that much credit. ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Why to call the Sanitarium : ■ 14.4k modem ■ Vision-X not lame WWIV suckass ware ■ Latest mods, mod utils, composers, editors, trackers, demos, etc... ■ Me ■ LiTHiUM members...90% of us call... ■ Me ■ Nomad ■ LiTHiUM Dist. Site ■ Penis ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Changes (to BatteryACiD) for Alt-10 ::: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- φ Re-wrote file viewer routines to be vastly less-lame φ Re-wrote interface from scratch φ Added flood effect routine φ Added cool ending effect φ Did smooth panning for transitions φ Added VGA fade-ins and fade-outs φ Switched to .ZIP file and use of PKUNZIP now instead of old no-compression SFX routines I wrote eons ago. φ Drew some new ANSi φ 16 background colors now for ANSi and shit... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Changes (to BatteryACiD) for Alt-11 ::: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- φ Got a .MOD player working (using SHELLVT) Ripped a nice mod called "The Full Deviation" by Deviant of AudioScape Hope he is not to embarassed that I ripped his mod for our mag. Player causes some flickers in the panning routine...SHELLV won't play with interrupts disabled... :( Wrote a quickie loader for SHELLVT and ALT-1...works good. φ Re-did ANSi φ Added another interface type, re-wrote old one a bit... φ Added a couple more VGA fonts for you to play with φ Figured out how raster bars work ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ::: Why the fuck is there an SFX inside a .ZIP file? ::: Some lame BBS upload checkers don't like the passworded .ZIP file that Alt-1 keeps it's files in. This is tough shit for them but also tough shit for me because it'll nuke my uploads. So unless they have fucking neural nets in their upload checkers the idea is that they won't find my .ZIP file naa naa and you can get wonderful Alt-1 from BBSes with THDPRO and other lameness upload checkers. Someday I'm gonna write an upload checker much better than THD-PRO...Someday... ( That was written before I wrote UC which is as good as THDPRO and will soon be far better... ModShel kicked the shit out of ModMan and UC will kick the shit out of THDPRO... ) ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trent GIFs take up most of the space... (but he's worth it) More articles/text in this issue than EVER before... Possibly an SVGA GFX viewer in next issue...as soon as I get time and NFO to do one...maybe a fakemode viewer from the XGY source I have... Should fix interrupt masks so SHELLVT can play with all other IRQs masked. Shit...gotta do that... Used COMPACK on .EXE files for best compression...this caused crashes on some computers but I really can't say I give a fuck. Possible 3-D texture-mapped vector Virtual Reality interface with immersion tank and multi-tasking, multi-threaded, 32-bit flat-mode Pentium MACH-based X-Windows API compatible, SVGA 1280x1280x64bit color graphics drivers and Display PostScript w/ emulation of all major 32-bit processors and operating systems and pre-emptive multi-tasking and multi-user networking supporting all network types transparently and MPEG/JPEG/Fractal image compression built-in with ADPCM compression of sound handled on-the-fly and 16:1 disk-compression driver with virtual-memory and virtual file system, TCP/IP extensions and support for ESDI, SCSI, IDE, EIDE, MFM, RLL, all optical, opti-magneto, CD-ROM and other devices, including Nintendo Game pad and U-Force. As soon as I get the docs for the U-Force programming NFO I will be able to release a beta of the OS... ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Note : This file (like Alt-1) will continue to get bigger each issue since I am _far_ to lazy to decide what to take out and there is no way in hell I am going to (god forbid) revise anything... To contact me for mail-trading, etc...send mail to : 5711 Redwood Drive Chippewa Falls, WI 54729 (Yeah, I know...Wisconsin...I know...I know...) I am interested in swapping anything you have...if you get my notion... Demos, Mods, Trackers, Programming Utils, Borland C++ 4.0, Chicago, etc... ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Eat My Dick(tm) ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── [x] 1 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Pretty Hate Machine (LP) [x] 2 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Sin (Single) [x] 3 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Down In It (Single) [x] 4 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Head Like A Hole (Single) [x] 5 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Broken (EP) [x] 6 >>> Nine Inch Nails : Fixed (EP) [x] 7 >>> Nine Inch Nails : The Downward Spiral (LP) [x] 8 >>> Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/1 (Single) [ ] 9 >>> Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/2 (Single) *Special order only* [ ] 10 >> Nine Inch Nails + Ministry : Supernaut (Single) *Bootleg only, edited version by 1000 Homo DJs available* ( If anyone has this I would kill for it...well...almost...no, I guess I would... ) [x] 11 >> The Crow Soundtrack (Contains "Dead Souls")