Smegma Couriering Division Presents Another Fine 0 Day Ware   by Smegma

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We are divied into the following. -=}> Smegma Couriering Division -=}> Smegma Cracking Division -=}> Smegma Artists Division -=}> Smegma Music Division Each of these Divisions Guarantee Quality products and releases. We have a large user installed base World-Wide. Here is a brief explanation of what each of these Divisions deliver and expect. Couriering Division ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ All of our fine Couriers are members of Headquarters or Distribution Sites for all major cracking groups out there. Also, since we are Hourly based, we courier warez immediately after they are released. Cracking Division ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ This Division is yet to be fully matured, but we do have contacts and good sources to be an efficient Cracking group in the competitive world of bbs'ing. We are still accepting suppliers. Art Division ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ This part of Smegma will be in charge of making Quality art for the group such as logo's and shit. If you are a beginning artist and want some publicity, this is the right group for you. Music Division ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ This is the Division that first got Smegma started. Infact, the name 'Smegma' was derived from a Local Band in Jersey called by that name. This Division will release tracks recorded by the band before you hear it Anywhere else! The band is basically a Hard Rock group featuring various styles from Metallica to Iron Maiden to Rush to Clapton. ┌────────────-- | GROUP GREETS | NEXUS - "KEEP WORKING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP!" -─────────────┘ RAZOR - "STILL WAY ABOVE THE REST" PENTAGRAM - "GREAT START GUYS!" LEGEND - "NO MORE KIDDIE WARE!" PWA - "WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO OUR SITE??" -EdDiE(BB) TDT, THG - "KEEP IT UP!" ┌───────────────-- | PERSONAL GREETS | The Unknown, Masterblaster, Jedi Knight, Groo, -────────────────┘ Night Shade, Legion, Ground Zero, Master Koresh, Thunderlord, Dumper (Hello ?!?). ┌───────────────────────-- | SMEGMA IS THE FOLLOWING | Founder - KTULU -────────────────────────┘ Senior Staff - EdDiE - JumBo - Cyberoid Members - Legion, Groo, Boot Record, Night Shade, Cyberguardian, The Zrockster, Ground Zero, Master Koresh, Blackdragon. ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────-- | ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ SMEGMA QUALITY HEADQUARTER BOARDS ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ | ┌──────────────────────────┬─────────────┬───────────────────┬──────────────┤ │ BOARD NAME │ # NODES │ BOARD NUMBER │ SYSOP HANDLE │ │ │ │ │ │ │ [WHQ] BROON'S B’Nε │ XX NODES │ +1-xXx-XxX-XxXx │ EDDiE │ │ [CHQ] BLACK SKYLINE │ XX NODES │ +1-xXx-XxX-XxXx │ LEGION │ │ [EHQ] SINISTER SCHEME │ XX NODES │ +xX-xX-XxX-XxXx │ SCARFACE │ │ │ │ │ │ └──────────────────────────┴─────────────┴───────────────────┴──────────────┘ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────-- | ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ SMEGMA QUALITY MEMBER BOARDS ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ | ┌──────────────────────────┬─────────────┬───────────────────┬──────────────┤ │ BOARD NAME │ # NODES │ BOARD NUMBER │ SYSOP HANDLE │ │ │ │ │ │ │ DUST -N- BONES │ XX NODES │ +1-XxX-XxX-XxXx │ GROO │ │ BEYOND SHADOWGATE │ XX NODES │ +1-XxX-XxX-XxXx │ NIGHT SHADE │ │ │ │ │ │ └──────────────────────────┴─────────────┴───────────────────┴──────────────┘ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────-- | ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ SMEGMA QUALITY DISTRO SITES ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ | ┌──────────────────────────┬─────────────┬───────────────────┬──────────────┤ │ BOARD NAME │ # NODES │ BOARD NUMBER │ SYSOP HANDLE │ │ │ │ │ │ │ MAYBE YOUR BOARD??? │ XX NODES │ +1-XxX-XxX-XxXx │ You?? │ │ │ │ │ │ └──────────────────────────┴─────────────┴───────────────────┴──────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────-- | WANT TO BE A PART OF SMEGMA? | -───────────────────────────────┘ Since we are new, we are accepting Couriers (specially in Canada) and Distro Sites. If you are interested in any of these positions, please call 201-535-0863 and Logon as SMEGMA with password FAST. We are a group with a Great deal of Organization, and therefore, we DON'T require ANY kind of Monetory payments, and Still courier Only the Newest warez. In your [C]omment to the SysOp, please indicate what Division of Smegma you want to join and/or Board Name & Number with REAL name & Voice Number. P.S: Shipments of Moosehead Beer to Ktulu would be greatly appreciated! *<8-)