Dark Art Pack (08/1994)   by Digital Artists Of The Rare Kind

[ The DARK Sourcefile ] ░ ░▒▓█▀▀▀▀███▀▀▀██▀▀▀▀██▀▀▀▀▀██▓▒▓ ░ ░▓▄ ░▒▓▒█ █▀▄ █ ▄▀▄ █ █▀▄ █ █ ▒ ███▓▒░ ▀▌ ░ ▒▓███ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▓ ███▓▒▓░ ∙ █ ░▓▒▓███ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ████▓▒░ · ▒▓▒███ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ████▓▒░ ▒▓ ░▒▓▒███ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ████▒▓░ ▀▌ ▓▒▓████ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ████▓▒░ ▀ ▒▓▓████ █ █ █ █▄█ █ █▄▀ █ █▄▀ ███▓▓▒░ ∙ ▒▓▒████ █ ▓ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ████▓▓░ ▒▓█████ █ ▒ █ █ ▓ █ █ ▓ █ █ ▓ ███▓▓▒ ▒▓█████ █ ░ █ █ ▒ █ █ ▒ █ █ ▒ ███▓▒░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒█████ ██ █ █ ░ █ █ ░ █ █ ░ ██▓▒▒ ░ ▀▌ ▓▓█████▄▄▄▄██▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄█▓▒▒░▒ ■ [ August 1994 ] -──[ Introduction ]───────────────────────────────────────────────────- DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. (DARK's fourth pack is here and it's going to blow you away.) Welcome to the DARK August art package. We'll keep this NFO file short and sweet so you can get down to the fun stuff. The group was really tested these past two months with the Evil Misfit fiasco and the WHq going down, but that hasn't slowed the group down a bit. We managed to squeeze out a great pack with the help of everyone in the group. Have a look for yourself and I'm sure you'll agree that DARK is moving full steam ahead. One little note: DARK still has not lost a member to another group since the release of our first pack 7 months ago. Perhaps that's an indication of how much our members enjoy being part of the team. Lots of groups claim to be "only in it for the fun", but only one seems able to make good on the promise by keeping the group enjoyable for the members. -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ Filenames ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────- DARK art files will now be named in the following manner: XXXXX-##.DRK XXXXX represents five characters for artist name. ## is a hexadecimal number representing the number of releases that artist has made to date. With the increase of conflicts involving initials, it's become obvious that the old Mirage file naming scheme is out-of-date. Hopefully this new method will help to alleviate that problem. We're hoping that if any other art groups find this convention logical, they feel free to go ahead and use it. -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- Welcome to a new revolution in NFO files! This is the world's first- ever interactive text file! Yes, this file has full mouse and Sound Blaster support, no matter which editor you view it in! ┌──────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Double-click here for more │ │ │ │ ╔══════╗ │ │ ║ OK ║ │ │ ╚══════╝ │ └──────────────────────────────┘ Yes, for the first time ever you can enjoy thundering sound effects through your SoundBlaster-compatible card while viewing a plain text file from within your favorite editor! Please take a moment to adjust the volume on your card and prepare for a multimedia explosion. ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ERROR #525: IRQ Conflict. │ │ Sound system not initialized │ │ │ │ ╔════════════╗ │ │ ║ CONTINUE ║ │ │ ╚════════════╝ │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -──[ Member List ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────- ∙ Legend ┐ -────- ANS = ANSi Dept VGA = VGA Dept MUS = Music Dept COD = Coding Dept LIT = Lit. Dept COU = Courier SEN = Senior T/C = TeleComm │ A │ V │ M │ C │ L │ C │ T │ S │ │ N │ G │ U │ O │ I │ O │ / │ E │ Alias │ S │ A │ S │ D │ T │ U │ C │ N │ -──────────────────────────────┼───┼───┼───┼───┼───┼───┼───┼───┤ Black Widow │ ■ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ Big Boy │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ Black Dust │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ Carnifex │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ Death Star │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ Desalvo (Forlorn Extender) │ ■ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ Drone Fly │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Einstein │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ Enraged Avenger │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ The God-Fearing Athiest │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Frixion │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Hannibal the Cannibal │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Invincible Dawn │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ The Klown │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Liquid Malt │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Lord Azzur │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Maxx │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ Metal Skin │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Moby │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ Mordenkainen │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Morphine │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Neuropsychosis │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ Night Hawk │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Predator │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ Ravage Bias │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ RipTide │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ ■ │ │ Ritual Slaying │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ Scimitar Wraith │ ■ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ ■ │ Shock Wave │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ Shrapnel │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Silver Sable │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ │ │ Spaceman Spiff │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Tesla │ │ ■ │ │ ■ │ ■ │ │ │ │ The Mad Hacker │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ■ │ │ Tribal Fish │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Vulcan │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Xypher Matryx │ ■ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └───┴───┴───┴───┴───┴───┴───┴───┘ -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ The Lighter Side ]─────────────────────────────────────────────- Things that make you say.. What the fuck? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DARK, spelled backwards, is K-RAD... Black Widow thinks I'm going to say nice things about him when I write this NFO file, but I actually intend to tell the whole world that he wears women's underwear. (The leather kind with the nipples cut out.) Statistically, 99.9% of all lives end in death. Evil Dimwit, formerly of DARK, was recently tried and convicted of grand-theft-ANSi. He was shipped off to a Turkish prison where he's currently serving hard time as the sex slave of some guy named 'Vlad'. We always knew he'd get it in the "end". ;-) -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ Site List ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────- ┌─────────────────────────┬───────┬─────────┬───────────────────────────┐ │ Name │ A/C │ Desc. │ SysOp │ └─────────────────────────┴───────┴─────────┴───────────────────────────┘ Illusion Island 416 WHQ Black Widow Ninja Bunnies 905 MemberHQ Tesla Northern Sector 416 CanHQ Technical Disrupter Harvest Moon 216 Central Qu'Ran Warner Studios 604 West White Noise Sanctuary 305 South Tempus Thales Evolution's End 919 East Eternal Lie The Heretic Asylum 404 Dist. Jello Flatlined Reality 613 Dist. Nailz Cathedral 905 Dist. Crow Pantheon 703 Dist. Farmicus Project-X +972 Dist. Nyc-Kid Dungeon 2 808 Dist. Smooth Eleutheria 606 Dist. Soul Rebel Total Chaos 203 Dist. Kinayda Terra Firma 714 Dist. Somms The Kilroy BBS +45 Dist. Eivind Hagen The Web 203 Dist. Spyder Man Corrosive Poison 516 Dist. Psychotic Fiend Latitude Zero 510 Dist. Ren Noble Amber 914 Dist. Corwin of Amber -──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────-- -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ DARK Members ]─────────────────────────────────────────────────- A few people have wondered exactly how DARK chooses who will be a department head or senior. Naturally, one would assume we carefully examine each individual's strengths and weaknesses and find a role in the group that is most fitting for their particular gifts. Actually though, the main criterion we go on is penis size. We use the following guide to determine exactly what a DARK member's position in the group should be. Compare yourself to the clearly-labelled diagram and see just what DARK holds in store for YOU: 0" [Cock-O-Meter] 8" ┌────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┐ ∙ ∙ ∙ ∙ ∙ ∙ ∙ Lit Writer Coder Musician ANSi NFO Writer Naturally, seniors don't appear on the above scale as they all had their cocks wedged so far up their asses we couldn't measure them. =) Also, the scale only goes up to 8 inches since anyone with a penis over 8" would have more important things to do with their time than join an art group. Most other groups have a similar scheme to determine a person's position in the group with everyone's favorite "gay" art group measuring depth of anal penetration as opposed to penis size. Speaking of anal penetration, we'd like to welcome Laserlore back from his trip to Greece. =) -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ Greets ]───────────────────────────────────────────────────────- DARK would like to say hello to the following people and groups: GROUP GREETS ACiD ∙ iCE ∙ Nation ∙ Imperial Lapse ∙ Corruption ∙ CyberCon ∙ RELiC Union ∙ TRiBE ∙ CIA INDIVIDUAL GREETS Crow ∙ Eternal Lie ∙ Somms ∙ White Noise ∙ The Mad Hacker Tempus ∙ RedMan ∙ Skull Leader ∙ Mr. Sinister Spyder Man ∙ R.Noble ∙ Prozac ∙ Mandor Elminster ∙ Aphex ∙ Cavalier ∙ Metal Skin's Mom (and all the guys we forgot) -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- -────[ Dedication ]───────────────────────────────────────────────────- This pack is dedicated to Xypher Matryx -■- For working hard to help your friends, and for not letting life keep you down. -─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- Be young, have fun, drink DARK, join Pepsi...