Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Preview   by Krackass

.____ ______________________________.____ ______________________________. | |/ /______________________. \ |/ /\________________________/ : | | /| _| / / _| \| |___| | / / _| \_\____ \_____ \ : ª | . < | \ \/ \ \ | | . <_/ \ \ / \ / \ ª | | | \| \ \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ / / / / | | |____|\___\____|\____\___\____\______/____|\___\____\____\_____/_______/⌐▀M| `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ∙───────────────══════ kRACKASS rELEASE nFO ══════───────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | ∙ Name: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Preview.. | |-------------------------------------+--------------------------------------| ª ∙ Supplier:.............Sinned Soul | ∙ Kracker:......................none ª :-------------------------------------+--------------------------------------: ª ∙ Released:...........[01/09/95] PM | ∙ Packager:..............Sinned Soul ª |-------------------------------------+--------------------------------------| | ∙ GRAFX SUPPORT: [ ] EGA [ ] VGA [X] SVGA [X] WiNDOWS [ ] NA | | ∙ SOUND SUPPORT: [ ] BEEPER [ ] ABLiB [X] SBLASTER [ ] ROLAND [ ] NA | `-------------------------------------+--------------------------------------' ∙───────────────════════ rELEASE cOMMENTS! ════════──────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | ∙ Full motion sound and video BUOYS! | | | | ∙ Krackass '95 surfing the net for your viewing pleasure......... | | | | ∙ To view, use an AVI Viewer in Windows. | | | | ∙ On a lame note. Kracken has reported Akira to Bell Canada. An extreme | | show of lameness. He should be delt with properly. | | | | ∙ Latest list of Krackass(tm) endorsed Products: | | - Motorolla pagers, Motorolla Cellular Phones, Druxy's, Marlboros, | | 11 Year old cars, Mortal Kombat, CD-ROM Releases, Clipart, HS/Link | | for HST, Pepsi Big Gulps, Play De Record, Traxx, X-Static, City Hall | | Parking. | | | | Krackass(tm) stands behind all of these stores and products. | | | | - KRACKEN.GIF has been included for comic relief. (Picture of Kracken) | | | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ∙───────────────════════ tHE kRACKASS bOYZ ════════──────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. ª ∙───────────────═════ Founders / Presidents! ═════───────────────∙ ª | | : Sinned Soul - Vivid - The Dutchmen : : : | | ª ∙───────────────═════════ Senior Members ═════════───────────────∙ ª | | | Black Mantle - Star Gazor - Lunatic Genius | : : : The Cardinal - Dark Soul - Lady Onyx : | | | | ª Contact ANY member of the Krackass team if you are ª | interested in being a member of Krackass | | (Can't find us.. YOU SUCK) | : : | | | | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ∙───────────────══════ kRACKASS hQ bOARDS ══════─────────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | Earthbound Studios........Sinned Soul.......WHQ...........LiK-MY-KRACK | ª Pleasure Island...........Star Gazor........SRVHQ.........US-KRACK-ASS ª : The Haunted House.........The Master........EURO HQ.......KiLL-KRACKEN : ª Arkham Asylum.............Lunatic Genius....CAN HQ........WOLF-DAT-ASS ª | Two Silverwood............Jordan Geller.....APP HQ........UKNOWTHENUM! | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ∙───────────────═════════ kRACKASS nEWS! ═════════───────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | ∙ Group News: You thought we were dead, but we never got anything shitty | | enough to put out under Krackass. Then came the internet.. | | | | We have added Lunatic Genius to the ranks. We are now | ª THE SCENE. Eat a dick. ª | | | Kracken is ........ still a lame homosexual. | ª ª | | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ∙───────────────═════ gREETiNGS, sALUTATiONS ═════───────────────∙ .----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | ∙ Greetings: Vivid: WAI!. | | Lunatic Genius: You suck. | | The Dutchmen: "You treat me worse than anyone else i know!" | | - The Dutchgirl | ª Star Gazor: Kings Suck! Blues Rule. ª : The Cardinal: DOUUGGIIEE! : | Black Mantle: Are you going to eat that cake? | | | | ∙ Group Greets: Silicone, Greenlands and TH(u)G. | | | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | ∙ Before we GO!: If you cannot contact a Krackass Member Please logon to | | any one of our systems and log in at: | | | | LiK-MY-KRACK as: KRACKASS PW: IAMLAME!!!!! | | (Bitch at the sysop in a detailed messy with all nfo) | ª ª : If you are not in THIS Nfo then you are NOT in Krackass : ª Very Simple... ª | | | We know you like this software so please take it | | upon yourself to buy it.. remember to nuke | | Kracken from your Bulletin Board System! | | | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Wh00p, The Witch Doktor.... | | | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------' ───────────────────────────────-[Ascii Nfo File of the Year Award!⌐▀M!:)]──── →KRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSKRACKASSáááá